I Wish Wizards Were Real So Bad Imagine Coming Out Of A Wal Mart And Seeing Some Guy With Long Robes

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

Pride Frog Pins by OwlAndBearArtStudio

these gifs summarize the human experience

this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)

all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)

I'M CRYING I WAS TRYING TO DO STUFF AND I CAME ACROSS THIS

WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?

@staff??

@staffs-secret-blog??

from river to the sea

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom