I sometimes feel like I’m the oldest person in the ninjago fandom. I’m fucking 20 y’all (even though I look 14) btw if you’re younger than me your automatically my child and I will protecc you from bullshit.
Okay but like who isn’t in love with Pearl
How does that sound?
A+ character development
fanfic authors be like
some nights i dream about zane eating a guava. he slowly skins it, then licks the juice until its clean. he takes a bite, and savors the flavor; sweet juice, the ripe flesh of the tender fruit. it makes me orgasm so hard i cant remember my name; in those moments, i believe i am the guava itself.
Aww thanks 💙 and you’re so welcome 😊
And your fics💙
you are so kind and amazing thank you for building my self esteem <3
Any good mature ninjago fanfics anyone recommends?
I love the talented ninjago fanfic writers our community has, but I’d really like something new to read! Any suggestions?
Thank u!
hire me to write ninjago comics
When your favorite character gets a new personality every season
Cole: He is always worried about the kids. He is very attentive to his wife and flirts with her even though they’re married. When he had a surgery, afterward, he flirted as if he’d never seen her before. His wife got some funny recording of it.
Jay: He tells dad jokes all the time. When he’s with Nya he flirts with her, even in public. His kids get grossed out by the PDA. One of them will scream and flee the room. Jay gives his kids cake and ice cream for supper if he’s the one babysitting.
Nya: She doesn’t like PDA, but she allows it in front of their children for amusements sake. She will say suggestive things about her husband in public, which traumatizes her children. Example: Jay, “We both agree that I’m the better of us both.” Nya, “Better at what, exactly?” Jay, “….I think we both know.” The kids, “EWWWWWW”.
Zane and Pixel: We all already know what Zane is like. He loves his wife above all else. He has pet names for her that Pixel loves. He calls her Pixie often. And we all know our favorite quote, “You have half my heart, you can tell me anything.” #relationshipgoals
Lloyd: He loves physical attention but is also very shy. He loves his wife and would literally die for her. When he told her that she looked disturbed but didn’t make any comments on it. Lloyd’s first kid was a mystery to him. He had to be taught how to change diapers by his wife. He was disgusted the first time he had to change a stinky one.
Kai: He flirts with his wife all the time. In privet, in public, it doesn’t matter. His wife is fair game for his attention. The Ninja are disgusted by his attention to his wife. He will randomly pull her into his lap and kiss her. He is very touchy, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved. His kids love him because he is very dramatic when they play. He falls over and allows them to crawl on him.
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