Wu Was Always Full Of Shit

Guess what just came out that I got to take part in? The @ninjagozine !

Even if you’re not into Ninjago, you should definitely give it a look! We had so many great artists and writers work on this thing it blows my mind!

((Zman

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This was never a kids show

SoG episode 2 has me messed up. 4 people have been mentioned dead, like wtf? This ain’t just a kids show anymore

IT IS NICE TO HAVE A POOPER AT THE PARTY

ZANE CALLED COLE A PARTY POOPER

AND JAY NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS LAUGHTER IS ME

Are we forgetting Zane who actually DIED to defeat an enemy?

The Ninja have never succeessfully won as a team.

It’s always been the sacrifice or power of one who saved the day.

The Great Devourer: Lord Garmadon

The Overlord: Lloyd

The Golden Master: Zane

Master Chen and his army: Sensei Garmadon

Morro and the Preeminent: Nya

Nadakhan: Jay

Yang: Cole

The Hands Of Time: Master Wu

The ninja can fight as a team, but they have never won together.

Beautifully written tearjerker

nightmares

(Okay I’m out of creative titles but! By a miracle here is day 2 of @ninjago-angst-week , the prompt being “nightmares”, of course. Sorry Cole, you’re up.)

Cole is floating, his limbs loose and his head weightless. It’s a feeling he’s gotten used to, recently, of not exactly being corporeal, but this is different. He feels off, hazy, as if he’s pushed himself too far in training again, or he’s been hit one time too many in the head.

The world around him doesn’t look much better, the ground he’s standing on obscured by a fine blanket of mist. There’s mist everywhere, glimmering pale in the darkness, cold where it drifts across his skin.

Cole shivers. Then blinks. He stretches his arm out, staring at his goose-bumped skin in confusion. Carefully, he pinches the skin of his wrist with two trembling fingers. His heart skips a beat as he watches the blood in his veins color the skin red briefly, before fading back to its natural color.

Cole’s mouth drops open, and he gives a breathless laugh of disbelief. He’s human. This isn’t the translucent skin of a ghost, he’s normal again-

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