Honestly, I Love These Kind Of Excavation Sites, There’s Just So Much To Discover!

From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.

If Belle never found the castle…

I was bored and made a lot of dumb memes, so here ya go ig….

Ok, but this is hilarious ngl

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

True

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

🥵 guardian of secrets 🐸 I will fix your girlfriend

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

True story.

What does it cost to kill Iron Man‘s parents?

One Buck.