If Belle Never Found The Castle…

True story.

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

I was bored and made a lot of dumb memes, so here ya go ig….

Not my meme, still funny though (in my opinion)

This lil dude just made me indescribably happy

A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway

What does it cost to kill Iron Man‘s parents?

One Buck.

🥵 guardian of secrets 🐸 I will fix your girlfriend

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!

This is Bob. Bob the balloon. Bob just wanted you to know that you’re amazing and he hopes you have a great day!