AU Where Mr. D Claiming To Be Percy’s Dad Accidentally Counts As Claiming According To Greek God Law

[Image ID: A very confused, and slightly horrified looking Danny Phantom holds the Little Baby Man version of himself that is hugging his hand and purring. /. End ID]

So here's a fun thought: Consider a situation in which LBM is NOT, in fact, a tiny Danny, but a mimic blob ghost that has adopted his image as a form of Batesian self defense. Then imagine Danny's reaction to seeing some fucked up little uncanny valley cat version of himself with zero warning or context.

Per Wikipedia: "Batesian mimicry is a form of mimicry where a harmless species has evolved to imitate the warning signals of a harmful species directed at a predator of them both."

i want to make Percy Jackson, Defender of the Defenseless, more of a thing so here is a list of innocent people and things that Need Help who percy Defends and Takes Care Of

grover underwood, when he gets bullied and harrassed by literally everyone

the family in the arch

tyson, when he gets bullied and harrassed by literally everyone

raj mandali the calculus wiz

corey bailer the computer geek

and other kids who always got harassed by sloan and his gang

annabeth, when luke stabs her in the back and thalia is dead and grover is missing and chiron leaves camp and she’s completely alone

clarisse, when she fails her quest

rachel elizabeth dare, when she thinks she is going insane

ethan nakamura

nico di angelo

the twelve year old kid who charges at him on the princess andromeda

the kids in kronos’ army

thalia grace, when she comes back from the dead and everyone else is just standing there staring at her

mrs. o’leary

blackjack

the ophiotaurus

the animals in phorcys’ aquarium

reyna avila ramirez arellano, when she has no weapons and no co-praetor and she’s worried about her sister

frank zhang

hazel levesque

ella the harpy

the random animals that get trapped in things who he gets up in the middle of the night to go rescue

Artemis: I do NOT have a soft spot for Percy!! Demos: When Percy and Apollo started dating, you gave Apollo the shovel talk. Artemis: Well, my brother has a literal garden of lovers, obviously it was necessary! Demos: Not to mention, when Apollo visits, you go outside of your tent to greet him and you never let him stay long. Demos: Percy has a bed inside your tent for whenever he visits, and he's stayed with you and your Hunters for weeks on end. Demos: Just admit it, Arty. Artemis: No 😒

Sofia: Mr. Cedric, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it?

Cedric: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

Early scenarios joongdok dynamic 🔥🔥🔥

As a fanfiction writer, some of my friends always ask me why the stories I dedicate any amount of effort into are the gender bent ones where the male protagonist turns into a female. Is it because I do not want to ship two guys together so one of them has to be female? Absolutely not. I just think that it would be interested in how the story progression would look with a girl.

Fullmetal Alchemist? Roy not understanding how the fuck to treat this tempest compressed into the body of a tiny, human child. Sure, she might give him sleepless nights over property damage and lack of respect to local authorities, but he also remembered the time she called him on his personal phone, crying hysterically, because no one explained menstruation to her and she thought her bleeding was an early sign of her mother's sickness.

This was mainly about Fullmetal alchemist, but my point stands

Lmao. Imagine if he was the original Rumpelstiltskin. His name isn't actually Rumpelstiltskin, but the person trying to guess his name got so frustrated by the end of it that they made up a fairy tale about guessing his name correctly. They named his character 'Rumpelstiltskin' just to mess with him. A sort of 'You tell me your real name and I'll change it in the book.'

He never did, of course, but any mention of the fairy tale in the Gotham libraries conveniently have the pages ripped out.

"I'm seventeen"

"How long have you been seventeen"

Dead on main where danny gets to meet jasons family and knows that there is something terribly wrong with Tim. (Jason breaks down crying over the Twilight reference and thats it)

Ling: the stars are beautiful tonight.

Winry: yeah.

Ling: do you know what else is beautiful?

Winry: Ed.

Ling, sighing: Ed.

Me, every time AO3 is down:

Please I cannot keep going on like this. I need my daily fix of gay fanfiction. I hope they will be able to fix it soon. I cannot stand being alone with my own thoughts for so long 🤣