Me, Messing Around With Giving AI Prompts: "Hey, How Can I Skirt Around Writing Smut Without Making It

Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

I've been rewatching httyd and like: I know he's your love interest but damn, did you have to show your favoritism that blatantly?

atsushi at some point gets a jar/piggie bank that he fills with spare change all the time and it's to save up to buy something he wants but has no need for - since he doesn't want to just buy it since he has other important things to use his money for ya know

what atsushi doesn't know - because it's not a clear material so he can't see what's on the inside - is that he is not the only one filling it

kyouka makes sure he's out the room before adding her spare change to it

dazai comes over for breakfast and goes to the bathroom (he sneaks into atsushi's room and adds change... is it his own change? um... anyway)

kunikida gives some of his extra change to kyouka to add

when the tanizakis and haruno r over to hang out, they add some change in it too

yosano and ranpo give kyouka their spare change to add too

hell even fukuzawa has set aside some spare change to add to atsushi's jar

and what atsushi doesn't know is that one time kyouka was home alone and she heard a sound from the bedroom so she grabbed the closest knife and summoned demon snow and went to investigate only to find akutagawa pouring money into atsushi's jar

they stared at each other and then kyouka nodded and left

Fyodor, gesturing to Nikolai: This is Reginald. He's a purebred doberman. He cost $2000 and I was on a waiting list for two years to get him.

Dazai, tackling Atsushi and Sigma: These are my babies Chonko and F*ck*ss. I found them in a dumpster and I love the more than life itself.

That one conversation on the roof

Top-quality romance

creature

Hot take, but kenhina is my favorite haikyuu ship because their dynamic is simultaneously "I'll give you my jacket because you're cold and we'll hold hands because you're uncomfortable with PDA and I respect you and your boundaries," but also, "I want to cut you open and crawl inside your ribcage."

"I'll buy you stuff because I love giving you nice things," but also, "I'd like to (lovingly) dissect you under a microscope until all your vulnerabilities are exposed."

WHY IS THE FANDOM SLEEPING ON ED X LING?! THEY ALREADY HAD THEIR VERSION OF THE MEET-CUTE; LING HAS PUT HIS LIFE IN DANGER TRYING TO SAVE ED; AND ED LITERALLY GROWS TO ACCEPT ALL OF LING (even if it's just as a friend), INCLUDING HIS DECISION TO HOST GREED. NOT TO MENTION, THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME AGE, UNLIKE ROYED.

#I'm sobbing #Edling only had 600 works on AO3 #while Royed has over 4k