*Me Watching Leatherface In The New Movie Snap A Man’s Arm Open And Proceed To Stab The Fuck Out Of

Who needs to clean up now Dex?

Evil Dead Rise Spoilers Without Context:

I love pineapple pizza

what’s your unpopular opinion

Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!

That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.

Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.

And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.

P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.

the 80s? wild.

I want a reboot of Friendship Is Magic where everything is the same, except they can say fuck.

These voice actors wildin’

Me watching GTA fans complain about having to wait forever for GTA 6 as Bully Scholarship fan.

One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.

This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.

And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.

P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.

Be careful who you get into arm wrestling match with.

No fucking way, I actually made the list let’s fucking go!

I was literally thinking of making a joke post that would go something like “Hey do you guys think my four posts about Lily qualify me for the list?”, I say joke post cause I’m not so self obsessed as to think my posts were enough to put me on Lily or her fans radar. Guess I should’ve had a higher opinion of myself.

Now I can take joy in the fact that my posts have irritated a small group of annoying people, and quite possibly Lily herself assuming she does stalk the tags or has seen the list.