(Y/n) : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Red guy : ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Slenderman: What is your biggest weakness? (Y/N): I can be uncooperative. Slenderman: Okay, can you give me an example? (Y/N): No.
intsagram models be like:
Incorrect quotes with JTK
Jeff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Y/N: I think you mean cards.
Jeff, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Doot Doot
HUH?? IDK WHETHER OR NOT TO BELIVE THIS DOOT DOOT IS FROM DOOT DOOT GUY
could be one of my anons playing with me tho....
(y/n): So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? red guy: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? (y/n): Yes. red guy: I'd sleep.
toby: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. (y/n): I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. toby: I said within reason, (y/n). How about I murder that guy? (y/n): So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? toby: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
give me the doot doot
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Can I request a Toby,eyeless jack, and or masky catching their s/o up at 2 am downing a whole bag of shredded cheese
No questions asked. Just shredded cheese.
LMAO WHAT? ILL GET RIGHT ON IT BBY.
P.s: shredded cheese just hits different at night.
I keep re-reading the first part to the dom-reader x Malak fic-
It's still so good so far
AHHHHH IM GLAD U LIKE IT BBY