I Keep Re-reading The First Part To The Dom-reader X Malak Fic-

incorrect quotes with red guy

(y/n): Talk dirty to me~ red guy: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. (y/n): Wha- red guy: The economy is in shambles.

Do i count?

you'll always count bby.<3

hru tho? have you eaten today?

(Y/n): How petty can you get?

Ben: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

More creepypasta headcannons anyone? 👁👁

Anon that wanted the father thing-

I want it to kinda be funny. Like an "Ah shit I got another kid-"

Before he goes to claim a few extra souls for his new daughter and his collection-

JBGJHVUTVH

would the child be Agatha or a different child, bby?

incorrect quotes with Masky

(Y/N) : I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Masky : Just rip the bandage off. (Y/N): It’s Toby. Masky: Put the bandage back on.

incorrect quotes with Toby

Toby: my hands are cold

(y/n): *holds hands* 

Toby: … you know what, for some reason my lips are getting cold too

Mother, where is my catnip

incorrect quotes with X-virus

(y/n): Two brooooos! cody: Chillin' in a hot tub! (y/n): Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! cody: (y/n): cody: *tearing up* (y/n): Babe, c'mon... cody: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. (y/n): Babe...

incorrect quotes with Rick

y/n: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! rick: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!