Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.
He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.
Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.
Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.
Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.
Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.
Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.
Technoblade is unamused.
Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.
Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.
Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!
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oh to be a faithless woodland sprite and pointy eared princess
ranboo replied to this art!
[art by @eulithis !]
kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'
Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
Question: do you think Boromir called all of the hobbits “Little Ones?”
It makes sense for Pippin at least, because he’s young compared to everyone else in the fellowship, but did he ever slip up and call Frodo something like that?
Do you think Frodo ever looked at him, like,
“I’m older than you??”
Source | Day 118
AU: Frodo returns from Mordor a shell of his former self. That being said, Thorin and Bilbo are determined to help in any way they can.
I absolutely love how Gaverin gave Vast quick gender guide, the bound is bounding (probably not hardest, but so far one of myfavorite moments)
I need to rewatch lotr and hobbit, and also read everything bc i got obsessed with it, but last time i watched it i was 12 or 13, and i read only like half of hobbit or little more, so i remember way less than i want
∆ ace ∆ maybe aro, idk ∆ nonbinary ∆ any pronouns!!! ∆ i want to be a streamer one day, but now I'm just trying to copy ∆ ∆ feel free to interact ∆ ∆ i like minecraft, fantasy and oddities ∆
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