I Need To Rewatch Lotr And Hobbit, And Also Read Everything Bc I Got Obsessed With It, But Last Time

"have some shame, you don't even have a boyfriend, even the loser and nerds do these days-"

i hope you give birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it.

hmm yes floof

a jpeg is like an animal

Once both of the Black parents die, Regulus becomes Lord Black. And boy, does he use his power.

First act: convince the love of his life (Remus) and his disowned, disgraceful brother (Sirius) to move in with him.

It takes him a while, but they eventually agreed. He feels a bit bad that for Remus it was more a case of nobody wanting to rent to a werewolf, never mind hiring one, so he wouldn’t even have money for a flat.

Sirius joined his best friend to make him feel more comfortable, as it is still a big step to move in with your boyfriend.

Of course, Walburga had that awful portrait made, and she started screeching the second she saw those two come in, with the others chiming in.

What none of them expect, not even Remus and Sirius, was how Regulus reacted.

Sure, they kind of knew he wouldn’t stand for it now he was finally free of his parents, and maybe lock the portrait in the attic.

But no.

He fucking incinerated the portrait of his mother, a slightly unhinged glee in his eyes.

After that, all portraits shut up. Some even warmed up to the newcomers, once they saw how intelligent and hardworking Remus was, and Sirius… well, he was still a Black.

Only once the same thing happened, when one relative mumbled something about the disgrace of a Black marrying a creature.

That was the last time the portraits even though of saying something, watching horrified as the oldest one of them went up in flames.

The doodle page has taken over

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

There are two types of uncles at the beach:

I can hardly believe that it’s the last day of August! This summer passed so quickly but im very happy that i kept being productive with my art during it. You guys have all been unbelievably supportive and nice and i really hope you all enjoyed your summer!

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

I will see how Caleb, Molly & Caduceus look and stop being on this plane of existence

M9 fans like "I can't wait to see this moment animated!!" no. I will simply pass away the moment I see the concept art for Caleb. I don't even need to watch the show at that point, I can leave the fandom entirely and die in peace

I was rewatching the hobbit for the fiftieth time probably and every time they do a close up of Thorins face his eyes seem to have eyeliner or eye shadow or some kind of makeup. It could be just the lighting but this spurred me into imagining dwarrows wearing war paint. And then, unless they have a mirror, they would need help from other people to put it on so imagined this wholesome scene with Fili and Kili!