IV DONE IT

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

Philza in the cookie run style aka matcha crow cookie planning to make like a cookie run au like the cookie verse or sumn! Phil’s always seen with a tea spoon and he really enjoys tea parties and is also always seen scooping up smaller kid characters he wishes to adopt with his tea spoon and carrying them around in the safety of its curved surface. He’s mostly based of matcha boba tea but there’s also other treats that’s referenced and would make for great snacks for an afternoon tea session.

Starting soon screen for Philmas :D

Barty, holding a sleeping animagus reg: the missile is very tired, he is eepy

Evan, nodding along: the missile has had a very long day of hexing gryffindors and wants to take just a small sleep

antarctic freakpire (alt ver under cut)

Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.

He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.

Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.

Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.

Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.

Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.

Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.

Technoblade is unamused.

Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.

Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.

Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!

Bedrock bros just after exile week. Techno is huffing about Tommy going outside unprepared -forget his trash armor, he’s not even in warm clothes! And look at those holes- and while Tommy INSISTS that he’s a big man and will be fine, that’s not how hypothermia works. So Techno just plops his cloak on top of Tommy, who immediately buckles under the weight. He struggles to escape and just utterly fails. Trapped in cloak hell. Techno has a flashback to trying the blanket intelligence test on Floof and starts rethinking his choice in allies.

This too is the modern au vison