so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
I mean, holy shit
i will use these as reaction images until i die
"Hear ye'! Hear ye'! A number of flawed individuals possess tools with dangerous power - and mysterious, godlike beings want to erase them for it. Is it because those beings sense corpses in these individuals' stead?" (A pitch for ya', dear folks).
I thought a community would be a good spot to have all stuff related to B\T (WIPs) in one place.
As to not scroll and scroll after it. Also, the Masterpost only has relevant stuff on it, not everything related to these WIPs. Unlike there.
You can learn more about B\T there or in here:
Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs
You know, while I'm on the subject, I think a really fascinating thing about Infernal Serenade is knowledge of the soul, accuracy wise, is basically in reverse to what you'd respect. An old scholar has more accurate information on souls than any modern spiritual or religious beliefs about the soul, because there was no societal pressure to come to one conclusion, nor would it be quickly dismissed like that type of thought often is in modern times.
Think I sent an STS ask to everyone. If I missed anyone, I apologize in advance! My brain fog causes me to forget blogs at time. And as a pro tip, when people send me asks I always do my best to send one back.
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that. I just meant focus wise.
Happy storyteller saturday! What are you most looking forward to writing in your current WIP?
Honestly? No idea. I don't think like that. I don't (usually) have a scene, a specific character, or even a theme when I start a story. I have the seed of an idea and just write. Thanks for the ask.
♡ My current WIPs are ♡:
-Silver / I [Remastered]
-Emerald / II
-Leonardo
-Chess is a Game for Six
-Warfarin
-Psychology 101
-A+ [Remastered]
♡ My published works are ♡:
-Silver / I
-A+
(but i dont like either of them so I'm rewriting (ᵕ—ᴗ—))
Find me on wattpad and discord with the same username!
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The artist who made my profile picture! Definitely worth the commision.
Hey y’all! Due to some life circumstances, just taking this moment to remind y’all that I have commissions opened!
Additional Characters +$5
Background +$5 (Or more depending on complexity)
Shading/Lighting +$7
TOS:
I will draw:
Furries
Humans
Canon Characters
OC’s
Selfships
Ship art
Won’t Draw:
Pedophilia
Anything Political
Gore
Mecha
Art Examples:
Characters used in the second and third image belong to my friend @morgan-va
Your writing is not dumb. Your writing is not pointless. Your writing is not bad, or cringe, or boring, or predictable, or not original enough. Don't let your inner critic ruin your masterpiece. You are most likely just overthinking due to how long you've been looking at your work, or something else is stressing you out. Take a break. Go for a walk, water your plants, spend some time with a loved one or pet, get something to eat, or take a nap. Do anything to give your brain a break, then go back to writing. Trust me, it helps. Don't lose faith in yourself, and DEFINITELY don't overwork yourself.
Happy writing!
Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting in a dark room reading my writing out loud like a dramatic narrator to see if it’s working.
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