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What’s your desired dynamic between vampire & werewolf partners?

A vampire who goes to the lake with their partner just to sit on the beach under the shade of a big umbrella, taking in nature and reading a book, while their werewolf partner goes kayaking or some other out-Dorsey bullshit then when the wolf comes back to the shore they shake their wet hair at the vampire and they would scream at them to stop but they're too busy laughing.

or a werewolf convincing their vampire to go on a hike with them and having to carry them back down the mountain.

A big dopey werewolf looks at their partner with stars in their eyes while their vampire lover talks at length about the different kinds of insects they have pinned in their small taxidermy collection.

Midnight walks together hand in hand- or A lone Vampire on a midnight walk while a large energetic wolf runs around them in circles.

Movie night quickly becomes "a vampire watches their favorite horror movie while a werewolf hides his face in the couch cushions, too scared to even "make out during the scary parts" like they'd wanted.

The vampire is introduced to the pack and just completely out of their depths. they want to make a good first impression but the closest thing they had to a family died a century ago and they don't know how to respond when a werewolf pup asks them to play dolls with her.

biting each other's necks in very different ways. one for pleasure one for sustenance.

Both the werewolf and the vampire, are insecure and worried that they are too monstrous and not worthy of love- while being absolutely obsessed with their partner seeing them as a God/Goddess on earth. and get caught in a constant back-and-forth of "You're too good for me" and "No you're the one who's too good for me,"

Both of them are able to find comfort in the other because even though they may have their differences, they're still so much alike.

and then, of course, the sex is insane.

i need to stop but BUT werewolf bf actually acting like an actual werewolf. for example. yes. digging through your trash, smelling u randomly, whining when he wants something, and growling at things he perceives as threats / something that could potentially harm u. he NEEDS to protect u at all costs.🥲

you forget sometimes how animalistic your werewolf boyfriend is. I mean he looks human and talks human so- he must be pretty close to human, right?

then you walk in on him eating raw hamburger meat straight from the package as a midnight snack.

He'll perk up suddenly, sensing something you can't even imagine. the two of you will be sitting together and he'll look up suddenly.

"Car,"

"What?"

"There's a car driving by,"

"...okay?"

There are a lot of weird quirks that he has some of them are cute- like when he rolls around in the grass at a park because he likes the way that it smells. But things like when he growls at people he doesn't know or when he steals your underwear and dirty clothes because "they smell like you" are decidedly less cute.

He's less like a boyfriend and more like a guard dog when he feels like there is a threat around. and what he deems as a threat is... inconsistent to say the least. No, you don't mind when he walks you home late at night or when he gets out of bed to check on whatever bump in the night woke you up, but god some of the things he decides are "threats" baffle you.

"Come on babe I can take him- don't hold me back,"

"It's a rabbit a fifth grader could take him, it's not dangerous,"

"I don't like the way he's looking at you,"

He's a sweet boy and he loves you so so much it's just... some things take a little getting used to.

"I abhor you" from Nosferatu

Werewolf BF who is constantly afraid of "losing control" and hurting you. Only for the result of them actually losing control being that they turn hyper-protective and obsessed with making sure nothing comes close to hurting their beloved. To the point where you're gonna spend the entire night pressed against them. As they constantly sniff and examine you making sure you feel safe and happy.

Werewolf boyfriend who hates even the Idea of you seeing him shifted. Of what his wolf might do to you if he let himself slip. All he wants to do is keep you safe and away from any other werewolves that might hurt you, or worse, steal you away from him.

Other werewolves he's talked to claim that it's perfectly safe to sift around one's mate but your boyfriend isn't convinced...He knows how bloodthirsty he is and how violent his impulses can be. He's a wolf, after all, not some stray puppy.

Then he does shift in front of you and at first you think all of his fears are wanted. There's a wolf as big as a bear staring down at you pushing you into a corner.

you can feel your heart beat speed up as the wall presses against your back. There is nowhere left to run as the wolf gets closer. You wonder if there's anything left of your lover in there. If this monster holds any love for you still when he's like this.

then the beast turns its back to you and spreads out his massive paws, and he stays like that, poised ready to lunge at anything that might get too close to you.

The wolf will let you leave the corner he pinned you to but he is persistent in following you around the house. He's happiest when you're in a more enclosed space. it's easier to protect you in a room than it is in the woods, where a threat could come from any direction.

He loves feeling your fingers in his fur he loves when you lay on him too, or when you let him rest his massive head on your chest. He just likes being close to you.

When you're werewolf boyfriend shifts back he's relieved to know he didn't hurt you at all and a little embarrassed he spent so much effort keeping you safe from literally nothing.

If he really isn't going to hurt you then he'd be open to spending more time in his wolf form around you... Just be sure that no one else is there or else he might maul the guy just trying to deliver pizza.

tied up monster bf that whines and uselessly thrusts into the air in front of you when you don't let him near your sloppy wet hole out of punishment

said monster bf that breaks through the ropes & pins your tiny weak body down, rutting against you, planning to make sure you get bred with every. last. drop. >>>

Siren!boyfriend who wasn't always a siren and who was never really your boyfriend...

you were a sailor who spent more time on a boat than you ever did on land. you stop one night in a harbor town and meet him. He's human and shy. A series of storms keep you in town for much longer than planned. He's cute, he offers you a space in his bed for as long as you need it and his place is certainly much nicer than your quarters on the ship

it's only a few weeks, it's not even dating, just sleeping together really, but he's in love with you, obsessed with you. when the weather clears up he begs you with tears in his eyes to stay to be his, and he cries when you tell him you can't stay. He asks if you'll visit him again, if he can write you letters if he can get a job on the ship just to come with you. The answer is still no.

He watches with tears in his eyes as your ship sails away, as you leave him. he's never felt this way about anyone. he can't think straight now that you're gone. and the thought that you're gone, maybe gone forever, makes his heartache

it's more than heartache, he can't breathe properly now that you're gone. life isn't worth living. the night after you leave he tries to drown himself in the ocean.

Only he doesn't die, he's saved and reborn as a siren.

it's more than he can ask for really, because now he can go where you go! He catches up with your ship eventually. some of his new Siren brothers and sisters pointed him in the direction.

he sees you sometimes. as you work on the ship, as you lean over the edge of the railing to look at the endless blue, the blurring of the ocean and the sky at the horizon. and he gets to watch you.

what surprises him most about his new body, besides the tail, the gills the not being human anymore, is how hungry he is for you. he can smell you, and while he'd desired you in his human life this is different. he keeps having to push away fantasies where he bites down on your throat and your skin and muscle would break away in his mouth. He can almost taste the way your blood blooms into his mouth, melting on his tongue like butter.

But he loves you! you're his soulmate! he would never hurt you... your crewmates are nowhere near as lucky. if anyone of them gets too close or lingers alone for too long, Your siren Boyfriend will gladly sing to them, call to them until they slip over the edge of the boat and to his wanting teeth.

for a while thats enough for him. watching you when he can and eating everyone else. but he's hungry for more. He's been a siren for a while how he's sure that he can have you and not eat you... probably. he still remembers what humans need and he's sure that he can provide.

so one night when he catches you alone. he sings for you, a beautiful irresistible song. one that has you stepping closer to hear more clearly, you don't even realize you're climbing over the ship's railing until you're in freefall.

like so many other sailors you fall into his arms, but unlike so many others you live. It may have taken him becoming a monster, but you're finally his.

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me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

werewolf boyfriend being super protective of you when the two of you go out to the club and some guy is trying to chat you up. he takes you outside and fucks you in the ally bc he just neeeeeeds to claim you as his, bc if that guy even thought it was okay to flirt with you, then clearly he hasn't left enough of a mark, and that has to be fixed. and then he takes you back inside and you're all flushed and like clearly just had insane werewolf sex and you run into the guy and he's all like 'oh. um. okay.' and ur werewolf bf is all smug and annoying in a cute way about it, like, yeah, they're *mine*

to be honest you're a little surprised that this guy got so close. He's lucky, in the sense that he caught you on a rare moment where you're without your guard dog. But this poor guy is also deeply unlucky. You tried to warn him, you told him that you had a crazy protective boyfriend, but he didn't listen, he still thought he had a chance...

You aren't surprised when your werewolf boyfriend comes back and jerks you away. He didn't even try to kill that guy...that's progress at least. He pulls you outside the club and presses you to the stone wall. it's a cold night but with the heat radiating off his body, you can't feel the chill.

"Did he touch you?" he asks, already pushing your skirt up and hooking his fingers in your underwear.

"No," you tell him, and he just nods to himself as he slowly teases you open. If that man had touched you things would be different, but for now, he just needs to mark you. He rubs his head over your face and neck while he fucks you. He bites your neck covering you in his mark. He cums inside of you and pulls your underwear back in place.

"There now you smell like me, Maybe this will make your little friend think twice about taking you," he says and drags you back through the club so you can leave. You're staging a little bit, as you walk your legs still shaking. To anyone looking it looks like you just got fucked within an inch of your life. which of course is what happened.

your werewolf boyfriend gets tired of pulling you along as you stumble through the club so he just picks you up and puts you over your shoulder.

He hopes that people can see up your skirt, he hopes they can all see the wet patch forming on your underwear. He hopes everyone knows that it's his cum.