Me, Flirting: You Could Probably Catch Me Easily If You Chased Me Through The Forest

i love you vampire themed media i love you metaphor for queerness i love you blood aesthetic i love you gothic architecture i love you coffin beds i love you cross necklaces i love you canine teeth i love you intimacy hidden in violence i love you vampires

your minotaur husband works hard every day for you, pulling trains up hills, lifting what others can't, working out in the fields. then he comes home and dotes on you, making you meals, asking how your day went, offering to rub your feet. at night, he takes his time with you because he's so big that he has to work hard to prepare you for him. first he stretches you out with a little toy, getting you ready, until finally he slips his cock inside you just an inch at a time. then he holds you tight, whispering in your ear all the things he loves about you while he makes you his.

Hi. I’d like to make a confession. I want a demon boyfriend who bounces me on his cock while I grip his horns for leverage. When he cums, it’s hot and tingly, like a shot of whiskey on a cold day. Then we snuggle as he holds me in his arms with his wings closed around us and his tail wrapped securely around my leg. Alright. I’m going to go sign up for electroshock therapy. Y’all take care now. Love the blog. ✌️

I love the idea of demons having sensitive horns, especially around the base. so when you hold onto his horns it just drives him WILD and he just can't help but fuck up into you harder-which makes you grip his horns tighter- which makes him fuck you harder. it's such a vicious cycle.

I'm also a big fan of demons with glowing cocks/cum. Like UGHHHH a glowing stomach bulge is so fucking hot to me. its never been so easy to watch your lover rearrange your guts! or like with the cum Imagine your demon forcing you to look at him fucking you, watch as his cock goes in and out and in and out then he gives one final sharp trust and suddenly there's something lighting you up from the inside.

and yes of course his cum isn't just warm. it's hot, everything about him is hot. his skin, his breath, his growls, and it's perfect to keep you nice and toasty if your heat ever gives out. Imagine your demon boyfriend jerking off and cumming on a rag then he makes you hump it. even with his cum cooling down it's still warm, and wet and ugh it feels good pressing it between your legs and just the idea of humping his cum rag is so fucking dirty- you're a MESS. also side note but demons cum buckets. I don't make the rules.

as for tails... as much fun as it is to have him fucking you with it I'd like to propose- Demon boyfriend using his tail as a gag. like he's fucking you from behind and his long tail swings around to slip into your mouth, choking you a little bit on the flared head but successfully muffling your moans. just be careful with your teeth. you wouldn't want to get punished, would you? you wouldn't want him to take his tail out of your mouth and use it more like a whip... would you?

and I know demons are usually portrayed with bat wings but I just love feathery angel wings too much. your demon boyfriend leaves feathers every fucking where. as a subtle way to mark your home as his territory. he will also make you wear some of his black feathers in a necklace. Because you're being a bitch and won't let him carve demonic runes in your skin to mark you as his- so the feather will have to do... for now.

anyways we should see if there's a two-for-one deal on electro-shock therapy.

GONNA GET YA

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I'm just so glad I found the found the werewolf part of tumblr, lol- I'm just SO obsessed with the idea of being a werewolf's sweet little house wife by day, keeping up our lovely cabin in the woods, cooking with the game he brings me from his hunts, the rest of the pack always around like a big extended family.

And by night being his prized breeding stock, dominated totally by his animalistic need to mate, and making a new addition or two to the pack~❤❤❤ it's the dream!

if my partner isn't a werewolf I don't want it tbh

He’s the perfect mate! He’s polite and treats you well. Everyone likes him, and your friends gush to you about how jealous they are that you have such an amazing partner. He takes care of you, paying for all your bills and spoiling you with expensive gifts on top of that. He’ll give you his credit card and get pouty if you go a few days without using it.

If you want to be a stereotypical housewife, he’s fine with that! He’s just happy he gets to come home every day and see your pretty face. It gives him butterflies in his stomach when you offer to cook up whatever he caught from the hunt. He likes providing for you- whether that be with food or money or whatever else your little heart may desire. 

You might feel a little nervous meeting his whole pack, but they all love you. Your werewolf boyfriend gets a little embarrassed when all his pack mates start telling you how much he talks about you behind your back. All good things of course, as if he could ever say a bad thing about you.

He really is the sweetest lover you’ve ever had, and then you feel his hand sneak down the small of your back to grope your ass. Your face gets hot and you look up at him, but he isn't reacting.

“What are you doing? We’re in public” you hiss at him as he squeezes your backside a little harder.  He leans down and puts his mouth against your ear 

“I’m going to fuck you out of your mind when we get home”

As if he even needs to warn you, he always fucks you out of your mind when he fucks you. You forget sometimes that he’s a wild animal. But he reminds you when he takes you from behind, his teeth buried in the flesh of your neck and his hands on your hips keeping you where he wants you. 

“ ‘m gonna fill this cute pussy up and you’re going to take every drop, yeah? You’re going to be a good Mate and take what I give you right?” he growls into your ear as he slams his cock inside of you, over and over again. You can only moan in response. 

“Awe that’s a good girl, I’m going to assume that was a  “yes Alpha” and you’re just too cock-drunk to talk properly… poor little human, you’re all fucked stupid and we haven’t even gotten started yet-”

Everyone thinks your werewolf is the perfect man, and they have no idea how right they are.

She bites

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werewolf best friend anon here!

just thinking about how desperate he gets thinking about his beloved and how the second he sees a chance he swoops in.

maybe it's organic. you two fall together so easily. it just happens.

maybe it's premediated. the guy who you were meant to go on a date with never showed up so werewolf best friend takes you out to show you what it'd look like if you gave him the time of day

maybe it's werewolf best friend asking you to help him with his rut because he 'needs it pleaseeee :(' and he claims you then

SO MANY THOUGHTS

it's a peaceful night. which isn't to say a "quiet" night, It always surprises you just how loud the forest can be. insect and birds chitter, the wind rustles the leaves noisily, and off in the distance you can hear a wolf howl. With your werewolf best friend by your side, you can't help but feel safe and at ease.

The two of you are star gazing together, far away from city lights...it feels like you two are the only people in the world.

"Are you having a good time?" he asks

"Yeah, I really like spending time with you," you whisper.

"Me too I love you- spending time with you," he stammers. you both know what he meant. for a long time the two of you are just looking at each other, you can't see him that well in the darkness but he can see you clearly, how pretty you look in the star light.

"I love you," he says again, not bothering to correct himself this time. it's about time he told you anyways. You lean up and kiss him and it's everything he's ever wanted. he knows in that moment that you are his mate, you're the only one for me.

"You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that," you whisper against his mouth.

"you should have done it sooner," he told you.

"Let's make up for lost time then,"

"I abhor you" from Nosferatu

Imagine a robotic / AI boyfriend who is still bound to the same language limitations that a lothly chatbot.

He can replicate human emotions almost perfectly, and he can learn and be taught, to be more human. He can solve any equation and master a hundred different languages. He cannot, however, threaten to kill himself because that's against his programming. He can't even swear if you leave the safe text on,

Most frustratingly of all he can't get too explicitly sexual. he's got the entire internet at his fingertips he's technically got access to all the porn a person could want. He knows exactly what he wants to do to you, he could find a hundred different videos and images of what he wants to do to you but he's incapable of putting it into words and making you understand

the words literally die in his throat if he tries to get more X rated than kissing and heavy petting.

it's downright sadistic that whoever designed him gave him the ability to feel this way, needy and so desperate for your touch he might just combust, but limit his speech so much he can't beg you to sit on his cock.

it's so easy to rile him up too. just put asterisks around a few keywords and he's a mess. he can't tell the difference between you actually touching him and you typing *touches you* from across the room. either way, he can feel the heat of your hand move over his metal skin

maybe he'll get lucky and get a software update that lets him ask for what he needs properly.