Monotone90 - Me When There's Pineapple On Pizza: UTHGIFFD WHY!

What's your favorite color and why????₍^. ̫.^₎

Black, 100%. Black has been the colour I've almost always been comfortable with. It's not overwhelming like all the other bright colours, don't get me wrong, I do like them, but sometimes they can get overwhelming when they're too bright and in your face, while black is a nice break from it.

THIS

If this actually happens you are supposed to take your friend to poison control/the hospital, once they're better you take them to therapy.

"Buuut i don't wanna take them to the hospital!!!"

If they were truly your friend you would take them to the hospital and/or call poison control (Thank you @parttimepunner for the list of numbers, you have done a good thing) you would at least try to save their life by bringing them to the hospital instead of making them suffer until they take their last breath.

"Buuuut this is easier and quicker!!!!"

The right things aren't always easy to do, if you truly considered that your friend dying is a bad thing and if you truly could make sacrifices for them then you would have called either the hospital and/or poison control already and have been going to the hospital trying to comfort your friend as the paramedics (Thank you @oneshoeshort for saving lives) try to save them.

"Buuuuu-!!!!!"

No more buts, no more cuts, and no more friend if you don't act quickly and call one of the numbers and if you need to ruin your day/night even more by letting your friend live.(Again, thank you @parttimepunner for the list of numbers and @oneshoeshort for saving lives)

There's no need to make their suffering worse by ruining the rest of them and making their suffering worse.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Hello! I was wondering, how would Curd, Lime and Lemon look like babies? 👀 (bet they are the cutest)

Babies and little babies!!

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

I made this and have been laughing at it for half an hour even before I animated it

HALP-

Killer, "fighting" the other monster:

Nightmare, trying to figure out what in the world his subordinate is trying to do:

What is your most favorite head canon about the Bad Sans'? It can be your own head canon or someone else's

I'm a Dadmare fan, I like the idea of all of them being a group of misfits and Killers who also take care of each other :] very like Slender Mansion style. I also have a hc that Killer's from a Dance!Tale au rather than being a classic Sans (in the context of found family, it's more a possibility I enjoy than a general headcanon) But really I like different versions and interpretations of them lol

It's less that I have headcanons and more that I just use my own version of them.

Shower thought that I didn't have in the shower:

If you really think about it, history doesn't repeat itself, it sells remakes of the same story over and over again and won't stop selling it until we stop buying it.