John Mulaney, A True ADHD Icon

Oh boy allow me to add this one

gay🍗irl

I was wrong

Avocados are overrated

Me

Was doing grocery shopping today, and while i was in the store i was listening to some music when a lady from the store came to me.

She said that people where complaining about my music and that it was too loud, and that i should turn my terrible rock music off.

I looked her in the eyes while i gave one earbud to her and told her to listen to it.

She did it and i saw how her expression went from boss to completly defeated, she walked away angry not saying anything.

Conclusion of this story: people were not complaining about my music but about my existense becouse i was’nt listening to rock.

I was listening to winter from bach.

I dont know where i am

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

nederland be like

Of course i blame others.

There are 7 bilion people on this earth.

Taking all the blame for myself would be a bit selfish.

Me: i cant be friends with them, they are homophobic.

Person: you can be friends with people who have different views.

Me: omg you are so right imma kiss them on the mouth right now.

But they would be fucking easy to find.

What if bugs would give light.

How fucked up would that be if they were in your room at night.

We stan a queen

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

Tony, lying in bed about to go to sleep: shall I turn off the light?

Stephen: FRIDAY just a second please

Tony: *lying down and closing his eyes*

Stephen: *counting down to 00:00* 5…4…3..2..1

Stephen, as the light goes dark: you missed our anniversary. Goodnight.

Tony: *sitting up at once*