This Are My Boyfriends

somebody: what do you like about men twice your age?

me: where do i start?

i'm just putting this out there cause i need this man biblically

someone look at me like that before i go mad

got back to work after a month of freedom and still the only thing i think about is billy butcher's huge, rough hands around my throat and in me <3

there are actors who are typecast and then there is Jensen Ackles who has been successfully typecasting himself for years

butcher eats you out for HIS pleasure i swear! he eats you out until your crying, legs shaking uncontrollably and his beard is SOAKED. he wants you to pull his hair and squeeze his head between your thighs because if he could choose the way to die it would be from eating pussy

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ELABORATE BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU SO HARD OMFG

THIS PRETTY FACE WAS MADE TO BE IN BETWEEN THIGHS AND TO BE SAT ON

I JUST KNOW HE LOVES WHEN YOU SIT AND ON HIS FACE

IT MAKES HIM HAPPY AND IDC HE CAN CUM FROM THIS ALONE

butcher might be a baddie but he is also a sucker for giving head and for YOUR pussy

what are you? a slut? you and your Hawaiian shirts with the first few buttons unbuttoned?

and as i summed this hunk of a man up

i want him to fuck me while i wear one of his shirts

i know they smell just like him. musky to the point it makes me wet

“You’re not crazy” 🤝 “it’s not subtext it’s clear text”

i love billy butcher

he looks so slutty in his little sweater

makes me wanna suck his dick and then ride him till I or he passes out (probably me)

or him fucking me while i wear his sweater? even better

the literal origin of “mansplain”