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I know a really young Billy Batson is cute and all that, but let’s take a moment to imagine college Billy.

- Billy studying in the Watch Tower because a couple of kids were playing the penis game in the campus library, and he thought he could stop it by winning, but instead he just got himself kicked out for a week

-Billy finding random places to sleep on the Watch Tower because he doesn’t get enough sleep and his roommate keeps commandeering the room for sexy time

- the JL having a meeting and suddenly hearing an phone alarm go off then a thump from under the meeting table and then a string of curses

- Billy stealing toilet paper and other such products from the Watch Tower because he’s doesn’t have cash and this stuff’s two-ply

- Batman letting Billy steal essentials from the Tower, but will draw the line at furniture

- Billy eating most of his meals on the Tower because the school’s meal plan sucks and compared to what his college serves this stuff’s practically a five stare, gourmet meal

- Everyone becoming alarmed when Billy openly cries while eating a double bacon cheese burger

- Billy building a study fort out of cushions on the Tower with a “Do Not Disturb” sign taped on it

- Billy calling a League member because he got drunk at a party and his ride left without him and “look Hal I called you because you’re the only one that wouldn’t lecture me and WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING I’M TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE HERE YOU ASS!!!!”

- League members who went to college silently slipping Billy cups of coffee at random times throughout the day out of sympathy

- BILLY DURING FINALS WEEK

- Billy using League resources for his thesis because Billy want’s to stick it to tHE ONE TEACHER THAT SAID THEY DON’T GIVE A’S

- Billy using his powers to get the books he needs for his midterm research paper because fuck if he’s gonna wait a week for it to be loaned out to his school’s library

- Shazam turning back into Billy on the Tower in only his boxers and clutching a pillow and passing out on the ground because he literally had no sleep for three days and he got the call just has he got into bed

- Arthur asking Billy what he’s working on and Billy jokingly says his paper on the discovery of Atlantis and asks if he has contact with Dr. Shin and Arthur not finding it amusing at all.

- Diana wanting to help Billy with his mythology class and Billy trying to calm her down when she starts arguing with what’s in the books

- Billy pulling pranks on underclassmen with the help of the entire Flash Fam

- Superman giving Billy rolls of quarters for laundry because “Look son, I don’t know who told you this, but you can’t just wear the same shirt five days in a row- … What do you mean they’re all different? What do you mean it was a bargain deal????”

- Lois Lane taking Billy clothes shopping because there is no way Clark is helping Billy pick out clothes “Because he’ll look like a plaid infested redneck that’s why, Clark.”

- Cyborg helping Billy hack into the school’s website and updating it because lets face it, that site was a wreck and the email system needed to be worked on

- Billy having the longest Emergency Contact list in the school’s history

- Billy arguing with the RA because no he didn’t punch a whole through the dorm room wall, how could he? It’s not like he’s secretly a superhero who can’t use the Wisdom of Solomon to solve a complicated math problem because Martian Manhunter told him that would be cheating and he certainly didn’t take out his frustration on the wall……….

- Billy trying to find a private place in order to Shazam but can’t because everyone is up aT THREE IN THE MORNING!!!

- Billy in college

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How to Read Your Textbook: SQ3R Method

Before you read, survey the chapters:

Title, headings, subheadings

Captions under pictures, charts, graphs, maps

Review questions and study guides

Read introductory and concluding paragraphs

Read summaries

Questions while you are surveying:

Turn titles, headings, and subheadings into questions

Read questions at the end of the chapters or after each subheading

Ask yourself, “what did my instructor say about this chapter or subject when it was assigned?”

Ask yourself, “what do I already know about this subject/chapter?”

When you begin to read:

Look for answers to the questions you raised in the previous steps

Answer questions at the beginning or end of chapters or study guides

Reread captions under pictures, graphs, charts, and maps

Note all the underlined, italicized, and bold printed words or phrases

Study graphic aids (maps, charts, graphs, pictures, etc.)

Reduce your reading speed for difficult passages

Stop and reread parts that are unclear or confusing

Read only a section at a time and recite after each section (how to recite below)

Recite after you’ve read a section:

Ask yourself questions out loud about what you have just read, or summarize (in your own words) what you read

Take notes from the text but write the information in your own words

Underline or highlight important points you’ve just read

Reciting: the more of your sense you use, the more likely you are to remember what you read

seeing = reading, saying = asking questions or summarizing aloud, hearing = you answering your questions aloud

Review:

Reviewing is an ongoing process

80% of information is lost within 24 hours, but if you continue to review you will remember more for class or for test day

Again I don’t take credit for this post. All of the above information is from a handout I picked up from my adviser’s office.

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