Pink Floyd

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats

More than pleasure, more intimate than sex

You laugh against the skin of my collarbone

Goosebumps wash over me and I laugh along with you

You’re gentle as you trace the mole over my chest

I am equally as careful when I run my fingertips over your peach fuzz

The TV buzzes with an 80’s sitcom in the background

The colour of the sky doesn’t matter to us much

You tell a shitty joke and I respond with a pun

Both of us lose our minds with the giddiness filling our brains

You hold me tighter and for once, I don’t flinch away

Once I put on a song to tug me from the couch

You place a hand on my back and I hold you by the shoulder

Pulling each other around to the sound of Johnny Cash

Lips rest against my ear as they whisper to me

Soft puffs of contentedness spill from my own mouth

Our clothes rustle as I spin you around before we bump into each other again

I remember the first time I smiled at you

You remember something too, though I’ll never know what it is

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

write in the tags your sexuality and what you consider is low battery. i’m bi and i think 2% is low

POV: you’re down to your last heart and you only have a stack of dried kelp

*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*

hit that nasty rb if you:

are an gay

are play minecraft

Y’all motherfuckers better stop or else that beautiful, gorgeous, loyal and perfect creature will go extinct. I will put you down if you don’t stop this bullshit. This is exactly why humans should be arrested for shit like this. Y’all need to go behind bars. One day I shall put you away or put you AWAY and you will know my name is the lord. So stop slaughtering this majestic creature, work towards taking them instead. Make them feel calm and they will reciprocate that behavior. Dogs must Elbe shown that aggressive behavior is not good, but that does not make killing them like wild beasts acceptable.

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess

when someone touches you