The Attorney Is Jaskier You Can’t Change My Mind.

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess