So I Got Into Grad School Today With My Shitty 2.8 Gpa And The Moral Of The Story Is Reblog Those Good

Happy birthday to our favorite boy king!!! Happy birthday Ezran🧁

We all love you Ez!

I’m so confused as to what in the seven kingdoms is going on but i love it.

I laughed too hard at this

close enough. welcome back Stanley Pines

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

Obi Wan Kenobi bakes cupcakes for you with sprinkles

If you have time…

If you are against BLM, you are unwelcome on my page.

If you support AllLivesMatter or BlueLivesMatter, you are not my friend.

If you think the riots are unjustified and irrational, unfollow me right now.

I am not black, but I support the black community all the way. I cannot possibly understand your pain or your suffering, but I'm with you. Now and forever.

This quarantine has really upped some of y'all’s creativity

write in the tags your sexuality and what you consider is low battery. i’m bi and i think 2% is low

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess

Caleb:

The only reason Oscar isn’t up there is because seeing a flying trash can would be awkward looking #RIPBigBird. We’ll miss you, Caroll.