This Is What Came To Mind:

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

Reblog if you stan Clay Bailey with Facial Hair

From the hand granade and into the death drawer

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

And you just squeeze the sleeve and- CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET

Master Splinter origin story

this is a poem

Animated Series from the Last Decade

This last decade has shown such amazing growth in the field of animated television! It will be sad to see the era that had so many loveable series come to an end.

I can’t wait to see what will come out of the next ten years.

[[ The reason that I fell in love with D&D + the Forgotten Realms, and the reason that my love for both continues to burn bright. ]]

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess