SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. PREACH IT TO THE HEAVENS. TRUEST STATEMENT IN THE WORLD

Everyone starts doing it because the marauders did it and then no one knows what to do when lily is sick and isn’t there

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

No one EVER figures this out because math isn’t necessary for wizards and muggles are just too lazy

…holy shit

thank God i decided to go on tumblr instead of doing hw bc this just gave me strength

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Pro Tips from a procrastinator #5:

Eventually the stress due to panic will go away. That assignment due at midnight you procrastinated on and didn't finish? It's ok, after a while you'll become immune to these things. Finish at 1 am, or just the next day, 10 hours won't make much of a difference to your grade!

Pro Tips from a procrastinator #6:

It’s ok to not do work when you’re feeling sad. That’s what I’m doing rn. I just got one bawling and homework is the LAST thing I want to do. And you know what, that’s ok. Fuck school for prioritizing deadlines over mental and emotional health. Take some personal time for yourself!

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Is it reasonable that it takes several years for a milk carton to decompose naturally, when the milk goes sour after a week? ‘This Too Shall Pass’ is a series of food packages that have the same short life span as the foods they contain. The package and its contents work in symbiosis– every aspect is completely natural and biodegradable. 

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Pro Tips from a procrastinator #7:

Sometimes, sometimes, you realize that there are things more important than the work you have to do. Like yourself. Your heart. Your emotional and mental state. Don’t like stress from materialistic assignments ever compromise that.