Fucking Sebastian Vettel

who am I? to judge, the running of the bulls. buy the print here!

one particularly annoying effect of culture wars focusing on random minorities is that it routinely leads to the most painfully inane, meaningless discourses in the world being lead with such rabid intensity that you sort of end up being coerced into participating just because the stakes are being raised to such an inappropriate level and because either side knows very well they're actually debating proxy wars for greater social questions. but that doesn't make the actual topic less inane. drag queens for example are probably on average one of the most boring and overhyped cultural exports of the gay lifestyle ever (sorry) but because the people who dislike it can't stop sounding like hitler about it you're constantly forced to defend the practice just on principle of like, basic human rights. awkward poorly written token minorities in gaming et al are somewhat obnoxious and are almost always soulless cash grabs but since a sizeable portion of the criticism comes out as jim crow-style vitriol the counterposition inevitably turns to wholesale endorsement because there's no room left for emotionally proportional behaviour. someone putting their pronouns in their email signature approximately ranks among the most unimportant matters in the world but somehow i'm supposed to pretend not only that it's worth having an opinion on but that this opinion is so vital that our very civilisation is at stake over it. mandatory cultural unclenching now

Maranello's Son

I'm trying to be friendly with my roommate but she needs to stop whining about how disgusting she is every time I talk to her and then refusing to go with me when I invite her to stuff then also accuse me of not including her 🙄

I do the same thing and the lowest rollers go to jail

“Imagine having a child that refuses to hug you or even look you in the eyes”

Imagine being shamed, as a child, for not showing affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being forced, as a child, to show affection in a way that is unnatural or even painful for you. Imagine being told, as a child, that your ways of expressing affection weren’t good enough. Imagine being taught, as a child, to associate physical affection with pain and coercion.

Via X: @ VIGNERONGAETAN

Look at Seb rushed to Charles to give him a hug awwwww❤️‍🩹

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.” 

the problem with watching a group of voice actors goofing around is, the moment they start echoing their talk/sounds you loose all track of who said what.

Keyleth just made this very high-pitched “oh” sound and Travis playfully echoed it after her, and for a solid second I had no bloody idea who had said that, because I never thought Travis capable of producing such high note.

And don’t get me started on everybody making Grog-voice, bc if I hadn’t had a visual on one episode where Matt was doing a stand-in for Travis I’d have had sworn he was right fucking there.