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Bruce Wayne’s First Grey Hair

When Bruce’s first grey hair peeks out, the boys have Opinions.

Dick: Supportive, but stupid.

Dick casually leaves pictures of hot men with greying hair as if to show Bruce that This Is Not The End. It didn’t help Bruce’s blood pressure that one of these pictures was of Slade Wilson.

Jason: Thrilled.

Jason keeps leaving pamphlets for old folks homes in the Batcave. For Halloween, he showed up dressed as the grim reaper and followed Bruce around.

Tim: Intrigued.

He asked Bruce if he could have a sample to examine, and was promptly denied. He then bought Bruce different colours of hair dye and asked if he would ever consider going blonde. Bruce was Not Pleased.

Damian: Horrified.

Damian sees the grey hair as Bruce’s inevitable march towards old age and death. He therefore takes care of his old, ailing, Father by pulling up chairs for him and leaving laxatives on the nightstand. He also booked the Lazarus Pit, just in case.

Bruce: Thinks his sons are stupid, and tells Cassandra that she is his favorite child.

Aurora

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Random wacky poll time🗣️‼️

No switch. Just pure TOP. Like you’d catch them dead before they even consider being the bottom.

Note: I won’t be putting the ones that are usually bottoms because well… they’re bottoms for a reason 🙂‍↕️ (also cause i didnt have enough room 🫢).

                                                       White Wolf! 

yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray.

so on the top of their receipt i wrote “hebrews 13:2″ and they went WILD. they LOVED IT. they tipped me over 20% for my “education fund”.

hebrews 13:2 is “do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it”, and i really hope they got home and looked it up and realized that i am, in fact, a petty fucking bitch

the things I could say but I would get immediately burned at the stake for 🙄