Before I Disconnect Bruce Wayne, Do I… Do I Have Full Access Now? Then Tell… What Has Batman Done

shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month

Vi is the short masc representation we need

Mr attendant

Hello Mr attendant sorry to interrupt I promise it won’t be that long

I was just wondering if I could return my heart

I think is kind of defective cause I can’t fall in love

I’ve tried so hard to make it work, I watched every rom-com movie and followed step by step the instructions of love

I went out and found some cool and other not that cool people to practice but all I could feel was nothing

I checked my notes twice and ask for direct instructions but it seems that no one knows what’s wrong

I know that feeling emotions is not the problem cause during all this period I have felt everything: confusion, disgust, desinterest and also love

I have felt love but couldn’t felt the romantic part so I was thinking, if you’re not that busy, would you check my heart? Cause I think I need a refund.

"who woke me up?" said lazarus.

"i dreamed that i was dead."

Damian: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Dick: You did WHAT—

Jason: William Snakespeare.

Based on og bost by @thethirdtriplet

Order left to right pic 1 lolz

Damian, cass, dick, duke, Tim, Steph :)

Barbara: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?

Dick: Oh, he's right here.

Wally:

Jason: That's a grown-ass man.

Dick: Yeah he's a little old but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready? Watch this. Speak.

Wally: 'Sup bro.

Dick: Good boy!

Kory: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a grown— that's an actual human being.

Dick: Yeah, yeah I guess he kinda does have like that human-like personality.

Jason: 'Cause it's a fucking dude.

Kyle: I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy on all fours that you... keep in your house? Or...?

Dick: He's actually a rescue. Did I mention that?

Barbara: What does that even mean in this context?

Dick: It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night so I took him in.

Wally: I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me.

Barbara: Okay, what's your name, dude?

Dick: I call him Snowball.

Wally: It's actually Wally.

Roy: Okay so this is like some type of kink thing?

Wally: No he genuinely thinks I'm a dog.

Kory: Okay, even then, why are YOU going along with this?

Wally: Free rent, free food.

Kory: Still, dude, that can't be—

Wally: 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage.

Roy: You get dental coverage?

Wally: Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good.

Kyle:

Barbara:

Kory:

Jason:

Roy: Meow.

Dick: Daddy's little kitten.

Jason, leaving: Okay, fuck that.

batman 138

AND ANOTHER THING

jasons made a LOT of enemies, right? what happens when someone finds him, with intent to kill Or Worse and he can't Do anthing about it????? huh, Bruce? What now Bruce? You fucked up excuse for a deadbeat dad

Gotham War: Red Hood #2

I loved seeing Jason and Rose together even though writing is bad.

The Last of Us Part 2 - The Game Awards 2020 Nominations