Jesús María Y José

Ok, tell me this. If I'm not meant to fall in love with him, why is he so sickly and weird?

when there’s a spider in dr. seward’s office he gets renfield and makes him catch it

isn’t it crazy that the only member of mcr we haven’t heard moan like their life depended on it into a microphone blasting at insanity inducing decibels is mikey. i just want you all to know that were that to happen it would be the most life-defining, pussy-quaking, dick-shaking, ass-vibrating moan we’ve ever heard. why do you think that trail of broken hearted men he left in the 2000’s still follow him around like puppy dogs begging and whining at his heels. he’s too powerful that’s why he’s not allowed to have a mic and why they had to bury vseu.

animation final!

tis about mikey and gerard in the paramour mansion, haunting & being haunted, swimming pools, burning, etc.

@discolizardwizard gave me a ton of advice on this, thanks sm bro :)

thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book

happy pride

2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"

then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going

fighting my demons (gerard way wearing shorts)

You can’t afford Photoshop?

Well, friend, this is the post for you!

Free Alternatives (Ones I’ve tried):

FireAlpaca64 (Good starter, has lots of things you’d see in a paid app. Also has an animation setting.)

Medibang Paint Pro (Basically FireAlpaca but dark mode and no animation setting. Has more brushes, but you have to download them.)

Krita (I personally prefer the two above, but lots of people like this app.)

Free Alternatives (Ones I’ve heard are good):

GIMP

Affinity

Paid Alternatives (Ones I’ve tried):

Clip Studio Paint (PRO is $50, EX is a little over $200. Main difference is that EX has unlimited animation frames and has more features for comics. It’s frequently on sale, and I got PRO for $25.)

Procreate (Simple app, has many brushes and features. It costs $9.99. It’s similar to FireAlpaca, but with more brushes, textures, and a gallery view. It’s also on iPads only, iirc. The iPhone version I believe is called Procreate Pocket and costs $4.99.)

Paid Alternatives (Ones I’ve heard are good):

Paint Tool SAI ($50 a pass, iirc)

(Please add on if you know anymore)