Michael Pattern

Tour bus footage

I'm going to foam from the mouth omg I want Trevor in my bed right fucking now omgnmngngmhjhjjnhh WHY ISN'T A HOT MALE WHIMPERING BESIDE ME GRRRR 🤬🤬🤬🤬😜

and why aren’t you in uniform

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

FUCK...

THIS ONE PICTURE OF MICHAEL ALLEN PATTON HAS ME CREAMING MYSELF, I BET YOU HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT IF HE BREEDS YOU GOOD HOLY GOSH LIKE HELLO???? WE BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING ON THIS PIC 💔 I WANNA FUCKING CHOKE HIM CUDTIZFYUSTDYIFHKFOYCJGCHKDFUDUTDUTVHKVOHVHO FUUCVKKKKHVHCJFTUUTFIFYGIY 🤩

MERVOR FANS AREN'T JUST MUTUALS... WE ARE A FAMILY. A CLAN. A SOCIETY BUILT UPON TWO MEN WHO (supposedly)

AREN'T HOMOSEXUAL FOR EACH OTHER.

I 💝 Mervor 🌞👻

Also istg Mike was talking to Trev in 'Mr Nice Guy' it just fits, they're both little fucking dogs okay jeez man

DEEP INSIDE ME WWWWWHAT

Mike Patton :: Tomahawk Mar 10 2002 :: London, UK by: Martyn Goodacre

vandalism: PattonVerse edition

Hii, Mr Bungle self titled album cover sketch I drew

I don't think it's too great but sketches are for fun anyway. Hope you enjoy my doodle

Bye