FUCK...

vandalism: PattonVerse edition

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

HELP I'M CACKLING THIS IS SO REAL 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

boy im gomna bounce on your dick so hard its gonna send me jnto orbit faster and safer than spacex ..

I love Mike and Trevor

Thank you for reading.

MERVOR FANS AREN'T JUST MUTUALS... WE ARE A FAMILY. A CLAN. A SOCIETY BUILT UPON TWO MEN WHO (supposedly)

AREN'T HOMOSEXUAL FOR EACH OTHER.

I 💝 Mervor 🌞👻

Also istg Mike was talking to Trev in 'Mr Nice Guy' it just fits, they're both little fucking dogs okay jeez man

Fuck.... Yes. Just yes. Ty. No questions asked. I wanna be in the middle of this. Now.

mervor .. heart eyes emoji

I literally want Trevor making love to me now it's not funny I am NOT okay Lord one chance dplslfofosoaood fuckkkk

Wish I was her bye 💔

What is his problem..