Me To The Dean After He Tried To Expel Me On The Last Day Of My Junior Year:

WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

was anyone going to tell me about shotput bod

50% 😭 pretty good for 2 days of following you ig

I made a quizz!

Use this link and post your results! It's bad I know just do it!

@zipperrants @theshifterbride @themanirealityshifter @xstrawberryshiftsx @shiftingwithmars

It's the fact that shifting is so easy but we overcomplicate it

I think that's why I'm not shifting. So I'ma just start going to sleep with the intention because guess what? that's all you need!

You got this. You can and will shift.

pls

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

SCRIPTING IDEAS ! ─── fame dr.

౨ৎ﹕[ SAFETY ! ]

+ you won't get doxxed / people can't find out where you live

+ no information you don't want in the public will ever be leaked (phone number, passwords, etc.)

+ you won't get stalked or anything revolving around that

+ you have a piece of clothing / apparel that makes it impossible to recognize you (though people who actually know you can see through it)

౨ৎ﹕[ GENERAL ! ]

+ paparazzi don't exist or they don't appear when you don't want them to (personally, as a celebrity i do want some actual privacy)

+ you have a friendly, respectful fanbase

+ you're photogenic

+ you get nominated (and win) your desired awards

+ you won't get cancelled / mass amounts of hate

+ you're considered a legend in your career

+ your fame never dies (even after hiatuses or retirement)

+ you always have iconic outfits

+ you're treated well in interviews and always have something funny or interesting to say

+ trends / aesthetics are created because of you

+ your celebrity friends are good, considerate people who don't let fame get to their head or commit atrocities

౨ৎ﹕[ ACTING ! ]

+ you have good co-stars that help you practice lines and are there for your portion of scenes!

+ on set they typically have a lot of food for everyone, so you can script in your favourites

+ something i've personally added is that entire scenes (with close ups and all) can be shot with one camera at the same time. this is sort of hard to explain unless you've seen it, but there will be an individual shot of each character talking and it won't be in any particular order, either. this can make it hard to stay in character the entire time, so you can either script that somehow all the shots can be taken in the run through of one scene, or this.] doesn't bother you.

+ you have good and supportive directors! this will not only make the movie better and your job more enjoyable, but also help you achieve your potential as an actor.

+ you can improvise well. depending on your director or just the movie in general, this can be really helpful! (if you've watched the breakfast club, supposedly a lot of it was just improv)

+ you always remember your lines

+ the crew isn't in sight for scenes, or they don't bother you. again, this will just help you immerse yourself into the scene.

+ the crew likes you, as well as everyone else on set (especially the editors... they can make or break your look on a movie)

+ you get all your desired roles

+ you always have the best makeup and costumes

+ you can imitate any accent

+ you can stand to watch yourself in movies. just... trust me on that one.

+ work hours are reasonable and you have free time, especially if you plan to have a family of sorts. typically hours are long and though it pays well half the fun of going to another reality is spending time in it with friends and loved ones, not working.

MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD as Ramona Flowers SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD 2010 - dir. Edgar Wright

i want an alt style so bad but i'm js very basic i think 🙁 like please i need to be someone's cool but scary rockstar gf 🙏😣

apps you can use for shifting ﹒⊹⏖﹒

01. NOTION

notion is easy and perfect to use for scripting!! its always my go to scripting app :) so easy to organize and find everything and anything! you can create different sections and pull down(?) bars to make everything more organized

02. PHOTONOTE

create a fake instagram account for your dr! its pretty easy to manage and you can decorate your account any way you want, u can also create different fake accounts ! :3 looks veery realistic too

O3. MEMI MESSAGE

create fake, realistic text messages between you and anyone in your dr! its simple (sometimes it confuses me bc i forget where things are but its worth it 🤞)

04. TWINOTE

create fake twitter account! super easy to operate and you can design your account(s) anyway you want! you can even make two of ur fake accounts interact with each other so you can visualize your dr well 💗

Always help someone. you might be the only one that does.

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danielle jalade!!

idk why Danielle is getting backlash for being fancasted as Thalia. First of all, that’s just plain racist.

Second, have we all forgotten that Thalia will literally have to be black or mixed? And so will Jason, if Disney agrees to do hoo . In season one, Zeus was portrayed by a black actor (rip), so obviously!!!