Since The Inklings Are Imitating Humans, Imagine If They Had Their Own Version Of Gorefield And William

Okay, hear me out:

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so i noticed something about the mucktorok

if i had a nickel for every time this exact boss appeared in a nintendo game i’d have two nickels

which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

they call me the sugary spire on account of how much i sugary spi

not to be a hater but it does drive me insane how so many online conversations are so centered around sidon and yona (and link 😞) and not any of the delicious narratives that totk gave us

like why should we talk about rauru and sonia and their relationship w zelda? why would we talk about zelda and how her relationship w link progressed post calamity? oh are we gonna talk about the sheer insanity that is ZELDA TURNIJG INTOA. FUCKING DRAGON??? no??? shipping discourse over sharks? ok

not to swing a bat at a hornet's nest but it really does feel like specifically mlm ships take precedence in fandom spaces over EVERYTHING else regardless of whether the ship in question actually has like. any canon backing whatsoever. like totk specifically, a ton of the story revolves around zelda, a female character which certain fans notoriously hate for the crime of. being a woman with feelings. like gee i wonder why we all simultaneously decided to ignore the story of this one. i wonder why we really really really want to focus on this random male side character's incredibly minor story instead of the literal titular character of the game. could it perhaps be because some of us are predisposed to ignore and dismiss women in all contexts. could it be perhaps that we don't want to reckon with a woman we didn't like in the last game reclaiming her agency and healing from her trauma and being a positive driving force in the narrative and would rather talk about 2 men and how lame and stupid the woman who dares to exist inbetween them is instead. hmm

Tired: Dracovish is a horrible, sad abomination, depressed or raging at the world that allows its horrific, painful existence and craving the release of death

Wired: In defiance of all scientific reasoning and the will of Arceus, Dracovish is inexplicably healthy and optimistic about its situation. As a fish with FEETS, it explores an entire new world above the waters it once swam in with "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" on loop in its head.

Many people wonder how Octavio steers the Octobot king since there is no steering controls in there just DJ stuff and he doesn’t even use those much (mf just grinding wasabi as a liddol treat).

The answer may surprise you.

Not sure if this is canon somewhere but...

I am very sorry/kinda

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reblogs are appreciated

Ganondorf: I... have come to destroy Hyrule... and bring about the age of a new era, one ruled by power!

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