She Told Him To Slay. Tragic

Here's smth I did out of curiosity, Rich Werner styled Suika!

How is it that I've gone all these years without rendering my Super Mario RPG models in the classic Super Mario RPG camera angle? I should fix that!

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MR GRIZZ IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND!!!

THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS BEAR FUCKING MAMMAL DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING EX-HUSBAND. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ""THIS BIG""

AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM

MR GRIZZ, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS SMALLFRY EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT??? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE *Booom*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO HAIR, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

*Distant laughter from Callie and slight chuckle from Marie in the background*

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT IM GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH.

IM GONNA GO FURTHER.

IM PISSING ON GRIZZCO!!!

*More laughter and chuckles*

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JUDD??? I PISSED ON GRIZZCO YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SPLAT LANDS

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

Plot twist: None of them did it

Take this silly little piece, i thought Hide and Sleek's instrumental sounded a bit like a danganronpa song so here we are

If Nintendo ever makes Splatoon 4 then Orange, Azure, and Purple are really the only colours that the fourth idol team can use

If they go for a fifth game or more then they're either gonna be achromatic or Nintendo is gonna have to start inventing colours

miku abnormality doodles

the pokemon teraleak is big news and even though i've only begun to scratch the surface i can tell there's an absolute ton of fun stuff to uncover in here (which I will gladly do). however. we also need to acknowledge the fact that this is a very bad thing. this isn't just some internal whistleblower throwing us a bone like we're used to. this was a malicious hack. we're only getting all this information because a game freak employee got phished. satoshi tajiri himself has come out and stated that the personal information of more than 2600 game freak employees was compromised in the attack. what happened here should not have happened and we should hope that it doesn't again, for the personal safety of those involved.

LISTEN!

No offence to Disney I know Simba & Nick Wilde has always been top on the whole popular anthrophobic game but can we please take a moment & appreciate Dreamworks giving us a whole ass BUFFET of anthropomorphic characters that won’t hesitate to 

WHOOP YOUR ASSES!!

HECK THEY GAVE US A GOD DAMN BEE WHO ASSASSINATED WINNIE THE POOH!! 

AND A CHICKEN REBELLION!! 

too bad + L + blue yoshi