IM NOT SEEING THEM FOR ANOTHER MONTH, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AVOID SPOILERS IN THESE CONDITIONS?!?!

Chat am I cooked?

ooooh dear

the autism found something new to attach itself to.

kitten i can’t lie mommy’s about to dan and Kill herself

She oil on my egg till I mayonnaise

are we dragging isaac newton into the horrors now? was the apple that fell on him full of teeth?

Who wants to get married at tit

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

The way I wish I were him

Spot the difference