Kitten I Can’t Lie Mommy’s About To Dan And Kill Herself

As a homeschooler I feel seen

thoughts on homeschoolers?

DURRRRRRRR. DOOUIIIIIIII

Who does Spotify THINK wants to listen 30 second of somebody crucnhing on a crunch bar? Because I am Not that demographic

Happy gay month

I love trauma bonding because I did the same thing with my friend

In honor of Phil reminding us of that fic, I would like to say that the first time I read it was an Easter Sunday and I was at an Easter lunch. I then made my friend read it after me. Shared suffering.

how are we all feeling after today ???

I’m gonna buy this and the first time I wear it is how I’ll come out to my parents

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I read Dan and Phil Phanphiction on company time

Imagine you, a 40 year old father, getting triggered by your 9 year old son wanting all pink soccer gear. :/

wacky I say

this is what happened right