'Am I Going To Be Able To Deliver This Slap? What If I Just Slooowly Turn Around And As I'm Turning I

I'm not so thrilled about living tbh

I was snooping around in the sfth patreon and I realized we're all just big nerds arent we

like everyone in this fandom is so so sweet but also just so theoretical about the longforms and the individual characters and how the different timelines all fit together and what would happen if characters from different timelines would meet and what their life would be like years later

and I just feel like if we were all in one classroom together, we would be giving tedtalks to eachother about our theories

like imagine us all just nerding out together, wouldnt that be great

what an absolute POWERMOVE

y’all this workout made me lose 2 pounds in two days

When you open the book and all you see is smut

how come whenever I am at my parents house, my mental health goes to shit

it almost feels rude to them

did you guys notice the fantastic editing of the crowd volume here? the editing just keeps getting better and better

*doing a normal scene* -> AJ and Sam (out of nowhere) putting their fingers in each others mouths

a progressively more distressed Tom: 'WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO WITH THAT???'

when suddenly the door opens in the ancient temple that you and your 68 year old uncle broke into and you find out he had already been trying for 65 years when he realised you are the key because youre now 14 years old and your middle name is Kile which by the way is not even Key or Kilo but is somehow still good enough to unlock the kilo door (KILO DOOR) and so he lured you into the temple to then get you to go down 100 miles to the kilo door (KILO DOOR) using the rope you got as a present from your mom which coincidentally is exactly 100 miles long while this whole time your uncle has been pretending to forget about all the booby traps even though he'd been in there every single day since he was 3 which he did admit to but yes OH MY GOD what a shock