HIM AND TED I SWEAR TO GOD 😩😩😩 GIVE ME THESE MEN (Schlatt Would Work Too Well As Ghost Face

I like them raw or roasted but bacon sounds hella good tho (idk I'm biased bc I love raw bacon) (yes I am insane) 😊😊

so i’m writing something and i was gonna ask if anyone knew if schlatt has mentioned if he has a favorite flavor of sunflower seeds, but before that i went and rewatched his baseball vlog and mf bought bacon. bacon flavored seeds.

Then absolutely none of us are going to be mad 😊🙏

What if I told you guys that I sent a google forum to the weekly slap. Would you be mad at me

Well we're just probs gonna hang out because I'm mixing my two friend groups so it may be a little awkward at first but I really hope they get well together!! I'm going to go to the supermarket to get snacks and drinks (not alcoholic because there are non drinkers in the group) and we're probs play some board or card games or just chat! Idk what I'm gonna wish for and tbh I don't know if I'll have a cake lmaoo. Like, I asked my mum for a meat cake (just some sausages and a slab of bacon with tea lights as candles on a plate) that she gave me in peak pandemic because I'm a HUGE MEAT LOVER and idkkk. I don't really know if there's anything I need to wish for tbh, I'm pretty content with everything I have rn and don't need more. Also, GO TO BED IF ITS LATE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! TEDDY DONT YOU DARE STAY UP EVEN IF IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

omg mel its been so long !! how ya been

Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood 🤯🤯) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??

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1. the first kiss – a first kiss after a long build-up of tension, where emotions finally break through and they can no longer hold back.

2. the goodbye kiss – one final kiss that holds all their unspoken feelings.

3. the kiss of reassurance – a soft kiss on the forehead or cheek to reassure them everything will be okay.

4. the surprise kiss – a kiss that catches them off guard in the most unexpected, yet sweet, moment kiss.

5. the stolen kiss – a stolen, impulsive kiss in a moment of high tension—whether it’s a quick peck or a passionate kiss—caught between fear and longing.

6. the under-the-mistletoe kiss – a kiss beneath the mistletoe and the moment is filled with both joy and a touch of awkwardness.

7. the apology kiss – a kiss as an apology, using it as a way to express feelings that words can’t fully capture.

8. the playful kiss – a cheeky, lighthearted kiss that’s full of teasing or joking, like a quick peck on the lips or a playful kiss on the nose or forehead.

9. the rain kiss – a kiss in the rain, their surroundings soaked but their emotions soaring. The wetness of the rain adds a heightened sense of emotion and intimacy.

10. the "i'm here for you" Kiss – a kiss in moment of deep emotional connection, where the kiss is less about romance and more about showing support and love.

11. the secret kiss –a kiss while in a secret relationship or forbidden love share a kiss when they think no one is watching, filled with a mix of excitement and fear.

12. the "i love you" kiss – a kiss where one character says "I love you" for the first time, making the kiss feel like a promise or a declaration.

13. the last kiss – a heartfelt, emotional kiss shared just before one character departs or before something life-changing happens, leaving the moment forever imprinted on both characters’ hearts.

dia's galentine's sleepover 2025

I'm allergic to every fruit I've ever eaten (a lot of them) and I have a scar under my bottom lip

@teslasucks37 @frogmoisturethief @reddsl1mer if you guys want!! Also thank you Jaime 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Yeah I'm a master at pyramid schemes 😎

Especially Eiffel tower schemes (ifykwim)

*smooches you more and squishes your face gently* 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Bro, you're a boy lover... I'm a boy... I love boys as well... You're a boy as well... If we kiss (HYPOTHETICALLY) (JOKINGLY) (AS A JOKE) (IRONICALLY)

Would it be muhluhmuh??????

multi level marketing schemes happening in my ask box guys

muhluhmuh is the sound i make when i’m smooching you btw

I SEE THE VISION VERY WELL EM I SEE OT ALMOST TOO WELL 😫😫

would anyone fw a ted au? he's your neighbour he's a (divorced?) dilf, and he has the hots for u so fuckin' bad. watches you gardening from his kitchen window, he's a lil pervy so he starts palming himself watching you before fully just jerking off at the sight of you. desperate to befriend you and have you round to fuck.. like are you guys also seeing the vision or..

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

freaky freaky freaky freaky freaky :3

FREAKYYYYYYYYY

CARGO SHORTS MENTIONED CARGO TROUSERS MENTIONED OMFG I POVE CARGO TROUSERS I HAVE CARGO TROUSERS AND THEHRE THE ONLY TROUSERS I WEAR BUT ITS GETTING HOTTER SO ON TUESDAY IM GOING TO THE THRIFT STORE TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY CARGO SHORTS GODS I LOVE POCKETS NEVER GAKE PICKETS AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL KMS I LOVE POCKETS OMGOMGOMG

sorry got carried away 😔🥲😓🥵

where the hell is a tboy supposed to get his cargo shorts in these trying times