It’s Always ‘The Di Angelo Mystery!”, “The Re-appearance Of Thalia Grace!” And Never “Percy

yikes, unfollowing now. i was a huge fan of their strawberries i didn't know their farm was a front for a camp to train monster fighting half god teenagers.

So none of the humans in Gravity Falls noticed when Ford was replaced by his twin, which makes sense, he was a recluse in the woods who probably only infrequently came into town for coffee or groceries. And also a secret mind-wiping cult was on the loose.

But as reclusive as he was around the humans, he got VERY social with the local supernatural entities. He raised a shapeshifter, he kept a gnome in a cage, he yelled at Steve with a megaphone. The local paranormal community was probably very familiar with the excited six-fingered human who traipsed around the woods conducting interviews and taking notes.

So, what did they think when he suddenly vanished, to be replaced by a five-fingered con artist who completely ignored the supernatural entities and began bringing humans around the shack?

I propose this:

None of the supernatural entities realized that he's Ford's twin.

They assume that as part of Ford's studies, he summoned up his own evil doppelgänger, and it killed him and took over his life. As doppelgängers are wont to do.

Which makes Stan a member of the paranormal community in their eyes; but if he'd rather try to blend in among the humans, hey, that's his business. They just won't send him invites to the town's magical meet-ups. He is, after all, an EVIL doppelgänger.

how do they explain demigod deaths to their mortal friends? like is there j like almost 10 identical articles a year j being like “remember that child of the parent who mysteriously died? their child mysteriously died as well oops” and no one questions it???

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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The Yard: Season One Art Book

it's here :) 155 pages of the art book! she's big so she'll take a minute to load but it should work. sorry that some pages look worse than others (the zipper notes were so annoying!!) but also i'm not

ludwig/yard youtube playlist—a playlist featuring over 300 videos with either all of the yard members, some of the yard members, or one of the yard members, including videos of ludwig by himself on other channels; regular videos, vods, and clips

slim jim challenge playlist

yardigan on internet archive—yard bonus video and audio, advice video and audio, special episodes and dcom; fear& bonus audio; updated semi-regularly

bootleg audios of the yard, wine about it, and fear& bonus shows; includes the advice show (advice updated yearly)

screen recording of the yard/wine about it bonus episode; audio

the yard premium feed on spotify—allows you to see advice questions

yardsear.ch—search transcripts of main and premium episodes

filmot—search transcripts for any youtube channel; loads more results but doesn't include premium episodes

Google drive of Percy Jackson/Riordanverse book pdfs by the way. All free, lmk if there's issues with the drive, bc it's my drive.

Currently includes:

All of PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

All of HOO (Heroes of Olympus)

All of TKC (The Kane Chronicles)

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

geralt and dandelion discuss horses