Ways For The Percy Jackson Show To Handle The St. Louis Arch Problem:

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Alright so you know how Rachel has a really famous dad? She’s probably also really popular on social media and she’s good friends with Percy so there are probably pictures of him on it. There was probably paparazzi involved. Social media probably thought they were dating. There were probably posts on how Rachel was in kahoots with a known terrorist.

Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?

Paul: Uh sure?

Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm

Paul: Wait -

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch

Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey

Percy: If my mom likes you we're good

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind

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Haha uh,. Uh. It’s kinda hot up here. Haha ^_^

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So I’m back about Rachel and Percy being bffs. So Rachel’s dad is famous right? She posts pictures of Percy on her Instagram and people are just like

Person1: Wasn’t that the dude who was a terrorist at like 12??

Person2: This dude also destroyed our school gym

Person3: wtf is he doing with a multi-millionaires daughter

So obviously the internet has crazy conspiracy theories about this like

Person1: Is she joining his cult -

Person2: Maybe she’s becoming an environment terrorist

Person3: Percy Jackson? Environment terrorist pls

But the thing is Percy Jackson is a huge environmentalist because Grover and Rachel right so the internet loses their shit

Person2: I told you environment terrorist-

Person3: My life is a lie

And obviously you have the people concerned for Rachel’s safety cause she’s hanging out with a delinquent and they’re like

Headline: Heir of Dare enterprises being manipulated by terrorist

And obviously Rachel’s pissed about it so you know what she’s going to do? She kisses Percy with no warning during some school assembly and people take photos and everyone’s like they’re dating?? (spoiler alert: they’re not but they pretend they are cause it’s easier)

Person1: Did you see how Rachel kissed Percy? Manipulated my ass

Person2: I’m more concerned with the fact that Percy Jackson, the terrorist is blushing

So this starts conspiracy theories that say that Rachel’s an underground cia agent who’s trying to bring in the terrorist organisation Percy’s head of and Percy is just like

Percy: I hate you

Rachel: You knew what you signed up for

Basically Percy and Rachel being bffs and clowning the world y’all

forever obsessed with percy being weird. off-putting. strange even. a cryptid maybe. an urban legend if I may. my boy is the son of one of the oldest, most powerful gods, has been in FBI's records since the age of twelve, fought and won two wars against immortal beings, went to hell and back. I think he's allowed to be a little odd.

Rachel is officially everyone's sugar mommy. Like girl is the daughter of a billionaire with friends who are a) majorly traumatised b) have shitty parents c) are broke ass kids who prob won't live to see another day so she definitely buys unnecessarily expensive things for all of them

Rachel: Here

Percy: Thank you for the keys??

Rachel: Your welcome. The porche is outside chb

Percy: The what??

Obviously its a full time job to get her friends to accept her gifts but then Piper daughter-of-a-famous-movie-star McLean comes along and they join forces

Piper: I bought Annabeth a motorbike

Rachel: How do we convince her to take it?

Piper: I'm just saying its from Hestia

Rachel: Checks out. It'll probably make Athena pissed too

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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak