Will: I Don’t Need Anyone I’m Happy With My Dogs

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

outer banks season 3... whump community how we feelin'

martha and thomas wayne are gotham's 9/11

stiles stilinski had one true calling in life and he missed it. he was not supposed to be hanging out with werewolves he was supposed to be telling strangers to kill themselves on xbox live. and that’s why he talks the way he does to derek.

desperate for a tv show filmed like modern family or the kardashians of the batfam, titled “watch out for the waynes” or something like that.

bruce signed for the limited series to keep up appearances.

dick acts like a love island contestant.

damian is only ever in the corner of shots, staring into the soul of the cameraman.

cass, similarly, does not contribute much, but looks to the camera like she’s in modern family whenever shit happens.

tim finds every way to be the last laugh, the one-liner guy, the “unexpected, effortless, fan favourite™️”.

duke frequents the interview room.

jason sends subtextual messages to the audience through the books he’s seen reading in a scene:

bruce and tim are having a tiff about who’s idea is better while jason’s reading “the metamorphoses - book iii 339-358” (narcissus).

everyone’s having a grand old time at a gala while jason’s at a table reading “vile bodies”.

damian’s in a mood and nobody’s picked up on it yet while jason is seen reading “american psycho”.

nobody can find steph and tim and jason’s sat literally reading the back of a “dazed and confused” dvd to get his point across.

All children of Apollo have type O blood so they can donate to everyone

Internet Archive

The Yard: Season One Art Book : The Yard : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

The Yard: Season One Art Book

it's here :) 155 pages of the art book! she's big so she'll take a minute to load but it should work. sorry that some pages look worse than others (the zipper notes were so annoying!!) but also i'm not

ludwig/yard youtube playlist—a playlist featuring over 300 videos with either all of the yard members, some of the yard members, or one of the yard members, including videos of ludwig by himself on other channels; regular videos, vods, and clips

slim jim challenge playlist

yardigan on internet archive—yard bonus video and audio, advice video and audio, special episodes and dcom; fear& bonus audio; updated semi-regularly

bootleg audios of the yard, wine about it, and fear& bonus shows; includes the advice show (advice updated yearly)

screen recording of the yard/wine about it bonus episode; audio

the yard premium feed on spotify—allows you to see advice questions

yardsear.ch—search transcripts of main and premium episodes

filmot—search transcripts for any youtube channel; loads more results but doesn't include premium episodes