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This is why Casey had to be the one to go back.

I HAVE MANY THINGS TO SAY-

1. Bi pin for Luz LET’S GOOO!!

2. (The other pin could be a wtnv pin if I headcanon like really hard....)

3. We need to manifest a matching lesbian pin for Amity, WE. NEED. IT.

3. Hunter’s hands are normal there goes the possible angst ;-;

4. Aaand replace it with new angst as he is relentlessly bullied for that outfit excuse me sir wtf are those watermelon sweatpants

5. Hunter and Luz look really tired.

6. But, at least in this scene, Gus is happy! It seems like he’s going to be able to properly enjoy experiencing the human realm for the first time, even with the conditions. 

I feel like Camilla is the type of parent to get super excited and yeet a bunch of pride stuff at their child as soon as they come out. I like the idea that’s where the pin is from. 

beta luz is real!!

KING SHIT BEHAVIOR BY ALEX HIRSCH

HAPPY 10 YEARS OF GRAVITY FALLS 🌲🍂💫 u quite literally changed my life

Tw: body horror (cartoony style + not attatched to any sort of angst/venting stuff)

So I made a thing!

Reblog if you believe men’s mental health needs to be taken more seriously

Sometimes a family is a witch milf, her history nerd sister, her secret agent partner, her adopted daughter with ADHD, the bio mom who is the only “normal” person on the group, the last member of an extint species, another extint species who got brought back by unnatural means, a bad but sad boi, his weed farming girlfriend, their other friend who has gifted kid syndrome, three gay siblings who got disowned by their bio parents, two traitorous rebels, all of their animal familiars and literally the ugliest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

Waking up and realizing there’s not going to be another episode of The Owl House is a different kind of heartbreak

Love how Dana Terrace looked at the queer-coded villain stereotypes and didn’t sidestep it entirely, but improved on it. I mean, queer-coded villains are 100% fine when literally everyone in the show is queer. Also, the main villain is, hilariously and historically accurately, the Token Straight.

I counted all of the masks in the That Scene of the new TOH episode

So I know that the current number that is agreed upon from hollow mind is  ≈ 21 if memory serves. so with That Scene in the newest episode, i thought i might as well count the new ones and-

[Image ID: the first image shows two screenshots from the skeleton pit in The King’s Tide, one showing a close up of one section, and a wide shot of the pit. There are numbers counting all of the golden guard masks. there is a total of 47 in the first shot. The second Image shows a ground shot that is out of frame of the wide shot, and has 5 golden guard masks, bringing the total to 52. End ID]

There are at least 52 previous golden guards. 

This is an actual screenshot from the owl house wiki’s page on belos’ design.

May I ask for your extremely normal thoughts on this episode?

takes a deep breath

dissolves into a screaming puddle of goo

things i am Extremely Normal About:

-Philip's continuing obsession with Luz

-the way her insulting his fashion sense clearly GENUINELY HURT HIS FEELINGS? oh my godddd bro she is not your friend she doesn't LIKE you but that's not gonna stop him

-the way he irritatedly corrects her from 'emperor of the witch hunters' to 'witch-hunter general' this man is such a bitch and also just SO deep in his own twisted little game of make-believe like. just really zero concept of what's going on here for real.

-he is so obsessed with her it's so fucking creepy. the way that it was her crying and begging while saying his Real Name that got him to agree with her? oh my god, Philip, dude.

-the way he just unleashed 300 years of barely restrained Bitch Energy on Kiki in one moment of nuclear weapons-grade cruelty because he's tired of being nice and he DOES want to go apeshit and it like visibly immediately improved his entire demeanor, there's not even anything physically wrong with him actually he is literally just such a bitch that the sheer effort of holding it back for that long caused him to experience the symptoms of every disease ever

-GRANDPA BODY HORROR GRANDPA BODY HORROR

-"Hunter why are you hurting me :(" shut the entire fuck up oh my god i'm going to put this old man in tupperware and leave him in the back of the fridge for a year

-Caleb name reveal + ABSOLUTE BATSHIT FREAKOUT GRANDPA BODY HORROR

-the Collector is genuinely fucking terrifying. immortal godchild kidthing with unspeakable cosmic powers and 0 concept of morality or that other people are real or can be hurt or that his actions have consequences. i love him so much. genuinely so much more frightening than Philip's banal malice tbh.

-the Collector is So Fucking Traumatized this kid is so fucked up holy shit they are NOT okay. cannot imagine what the last 300+ years of having no one but Philip "molestation Georg*" Wittebane for company has done to them

(*lives in a cave and has groomed or attempted to groom every child he's ever met jesus FUCKING christ someone put this man in a jar and put the jar in a lead-lined box at the bottom of the sea)

-The Collector Is My Sonthing Now. yes he has done everything wrong ever no i don't care.

-EVIL BODY HORROR GRANDPA GETTING TWIRLED UP LIKE A FORKFUL OF SPAGHETTI AND THEN SPLORCHED. "i'm not even mad tho" man he knew he had fucked up, i love how we finally got to see Philip Experiencing A Consequence

-obsessed with how brutal and unceremonious that was tbh. like. i was just sitting there like Is He Actually Fucking Dead. Is That How They Disposed Of Philip. Oh My God. everyone else watching in utter horror because that was incredibly fucked up. the way Hunter was crying about it because That Was His (evil and unspeakably abusive sure but still) Uncle and that's so fucked up for him to have to see. his hesitance in stepping in the goop puddle. the malicious goo dribble ugh ugh ugh Leave Him Alone Philip Please.

-GOO GRANDPA IN THE HUMAN REALM WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT

-i love Raine ripping off Eda's arm. i feel like, you know the bit where Darius stopped fighting bc Healing Coven Head was about to kill Eberwolf? i think Raine would have done the math on how quick they could get the replacement Beastkeeping Coven Head up there now that it was all underway and Belos was gone vs how much longer til the eclipse was over and decided they could bear that moral weight on their conscience forever if it meant they and everyone else lived to see the end of this

-GUS? CRYING?? THE WAY HUNTER WAS PROTECTIVELY HOLDING HIM? THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AUUUUGH

-SNEAKY KIKI SNEAKY KIKI god i love her she's so horrible and so good and i simply adore her

-the pit of like DOZENS OF MURDERED GOLDEN GUARDS okay. what is WRONG with Philip like what happened to his brain to make him this way.

-the way they left Alador behind like he was going to Divert The Horde in a zombie movie LMAO it's okay Amity. it's better this way. now you can pretend he would have been a good dad instead of having to live with the ongoing realization that even his best would be crushingly mediocre.

-Alador trying to hit Hunter with the "loyal soldier of the Emperor" accusation and then trying to dad voice him immediately afterwards when that doesn't work. sir. pick one. also lmao love the Shit Dad Driving Experience. terrible driver gets mad when you point it out and actively endangers all of you because now he's distracted yelling at you. his Shit Dad Energies are just so huge, i love it.

-i'm just obsessed with Philip and the Collector oh my god. horror horror horror. there is so much wrong with both of them and they're so fucked up together jfc. never going to get over it.

-it took me literally four hours to watch the episode.

I love this so much

Amity: Okay, truth or dare?

Luz: Truth

Amity: How many hours have you slept this week?

Luz:

Luz: ...Dare

Amity: Go to bed.

Luz : I don’t like this game.

watcha playin'?

Something I wanna point out: if Belos was meant to say “kill him” then it’s a bit weird for his mouth to get wider with the first vowel. If anything it lines up more with a “Kay” sound and this definitely isn’t an error given how smooth this scene was, meaning they would’ve put more effort in the frames drawn

So yeah he was totally saying “Caleb” in this scene

Inspired by this post

Reblog if you'd play "Owl House" with The Collector

Toh season 3 be like

Inspired by this post by @aceofarrows 

philip wittebane and the collector are literally THE funniest duo possible i cant get over it. childhood trauma 1600s puritan wannabe witch hunter guy whos run a centuries long scam pretending to be a powerful witch emperor because he wanted to kill everyone and whos still so mad about his brother that he keeps cloning him and killing the clones and who apparently still thinks its the 1600s, and his buddy almighty celestial godchild kidthing whos trapped in a cursed mirror. they stuck together because of a literal pinky promise. the fact that their relationship culminated in philip throwing the collector off a bridge and the collector retaliating by literally splattering philip all over the wall in a horrific goopy gory mess really adds to it i think

bro really be out here destroying the world in their pyjamas

Hear me out, Camila single handedly saves the entire demon realm by using her mom voice™ and putting the Collector in a timeout

Little something to help ease what happened in today's episode~

Bucket list for Stranger Things 4 Volume 2

~ Will gets cursed by Vecna but survives;

~ Mike realises he has feelings for Will and connects all the dots in his mind when he sees Will levitating in the air bc of Vecna;

~ Robin asks Vickie out;

~ Jopper kiss;

~ El and Hopper reunion but El calls him dad instead of Hop;

~ Jancy gets their shit together bc I cannot with Stancy;

~ Will gives Mike the painting he’d been working on and it’s a painting of the two of them/a portrait of Mike;

~ Reciprocated byler;

~ El to be stronger than ever but also happy;

~ Nancy to survive her curse;

~ More Cali gang screen time.

Camila: [just trying to make small talk with the friends Luz brought with her from the BI] So, where were you all born?

[The freshly traumatized kids who haven't processed a single thing]

Gus: Bold of you to assume I was born

Willow: I just grew one day like a flower

Hunter: I, personally was made in a lab

CHILD OF THE STARS 🌌

Grimwalker Capital Crimes

Kind of funky vibes

Kissed a witch at Titanstide under the mosstoad

Asked too many questions about wild magic

Didn’t ask any questions about wild magic; do they not care enough to try to cure him? Where’s Caleb’s nurturing spirit?

Found out about the mass murder plan and had moral objections

Found out about the mass murder plan and didn’t have moral objections but started asking about the human world, forcing Belos to consider how bringing a magical revenant with him squared with his pure savior of humanity plans

Got too chummy with the help

Got too chummy with the Collector

Started scheming with Belos’s followers to further advance his goals—a sweet thought but closely-associating-with-witches privileges were revoked several betrayals ago

Took off the mask too often and became a reluctant local sex symbol. So many sources of temptation! Can’t risk it

Fled into the woods

Looked too much like his brother during a vulnerable moment

Didn’t look enough like his brother, what’s the point

Just a bit slow on the uptake

Tried to murder him in his sleep