Nightcrawler: Imagine If Someone Handed You A Box Full Of All The Items You Have Lost Throughout Your

Vladimir; derived from the Slavic element vladeti “rule”, combined with meru “great, famous”.

Anatoly; Russian form of Anatolius, derived from ανατολη, meaning “sunrise”.

“She’s the one woman who ever loved him.” - Alex Høgh Andersen.

Thorin: *holding resume* so what do you think your biggest weakness is as a burglar?

Bilbo: I’m not a burglar.

Thorin: Commitment to playing innocent, I like it. 

Yeah, very peaceful years indeed.

The other week, I had another badminton class and my friend was still not wearing shoes and when my teacher noticed I think he died a little on the inside.

Shoes

The other day in physical education, one of my friends wasn’t wearing his shoes during warm-up. The teacher (a sexist and arrogant asshole) called us to try to teach us something about badminton, he noticed that my friend wasn’ t wearing shoes. He asked why and my friend told him that he felt more comfortable for the warm-up and that it allows him to be more performant. My teacher asked for an exemple in sports where people do that and my dumb ass friend obviously told him, like the genius he is, that some people in Kenya train for marathon shoes-less. Long story short, they argued a little, but my teacher eventually made my friend shut up and the class went on.

Eventually, the teacher was playing games against two students and he wasn’t able to reach back enough to catch the birdie and the opposite team got the point.

And that’s were my dumb friend comes in. He screamed:

‘Maybe if you weren’t wearing shoes, you would have caught the lil birdie.’

The teacher ignored him, but now I’m pretty sure that my teacher hates my friend.

I just wanted to share this story.

Rhaenys Targaryen - The Dragon of Dorne

Alternate universe where Rhaenys survives the slaughter of her family and goes on to get a dragon of her own? Yes please. Elia and the Martells in general deserved so much better, especially in the show, and I always had a soft spot for Rhaenys. 

Jasper: hey man you can die with us if you want ... i mean, just in case you thought you weren't welcome you totally are dude don't even worry - dying's a team sport

Bellamy: aw man i wish i could but i got a wife now and she thinks she's going to see me again so

Bellamy: *shrugs*

Bellamy: besides ... i already packed my chem tent and i need to show off my bangin' new backpack to clarkey

Bellamy: see you around sometime tho??? hell maybe???

Jasper: nah bitch i'm reincarnating as a weed plant lol u thought-

Don’t patronize me.

the writers: we have a plan for your fav character.

me: really? what’s it?

the writers:

a secret code between women: are you safe? in a contact of eyes. i’m here if you need me, the littlest shift of a skirt, of an inclined head, of watching the man who is asking you to smile, bitch. you aren’t alone on the walls of restrooms, i was where you are too. the quiet doling of emergency numbers, the shelters. the space between two women in a largely empty train station. the waiting game of two women strangers who walk, quietly and quickly, to their cars in abandoned parking lots, who watch to be sure the other leaves safely. text me you get home safe. the tally marks of drinks on hidden wrists, carefully disguised as other things ever since men picked up on what it meant and used it to target the “weakest link.” 

my father tells me we have nothing to worry about. last night he sent me one of those email chains that say at the top “Safety Tips For The Women In Your Life!!!! Don’t Let Her Die!!” 

me, and the stranger on the train. she is asleep and the man is asking me who i am going home to. i feel tears pricking the sides of my eyes. i am 13 while he towers over me. he reaches out one hand, and while i don’t know how she knows, she speaks up without opening her eyes: “If you touch my daughter, sir, I will murder you.” Whatever he grumbles is lost in history, because this moment I am so grateful for the existence of other people that I cannot breathe.

I am 19 and on my phone when i become aware of a 13 year old girl is smiling nervously at a man who’s saying disgusting things. I grab her arm. “There you are, cindy,” I say, and then look at the man like he is bile. “Do you need something from my sister?” i ask, and i walk away with her. she cries later.

this is the way of things: a silent, secret web. our promise to each other that despite our differences, when it comes to the wire, we become family, instantly. the unspoken promise. i’m here. i’m watching. i’ll witness.