Rhaenys Targaryen - The Dragon Of Dorne

Ragnar: the stars are beautiful tonight.

Ecbert: Yes, they are.

Judith: you know who else is beautiful?

All three: *in unison* Athelstan

Thorin: *holding resume* so what do you think your biggest weakness is as a burglar?

Bilbo: I’m not a burglar.

Thorin: Commitment to playing innocent, I like it. 

night king: *kills everyone*

theon: *crawls out from under a pile of bodies*

Hector and Helen in Troy, 2004

We don’t belong in this world.

The other week, I had another badminton class and my friend was still not wearing shoes and when my teacher noticed I think he died a little on the inside.

Shoes

The other day in physical education, one of my friends wasn’t wearing his shoes during warm-up. The teacher (a sexist and arrogant asshole) called us to try to teach us something about badminton, he noticed that my friend wasn’ t wearing shoes. He asked why and my friend told him that he felt more comfortable for the warm-up and that it allows him to be more performant. My teacher asked for an exemple in sports where people do that and my dumb ass friend obviously told him, like the genius he is, that some people in Kenya train for marathon shoes-less. Long story short, they argued a little, but my teacher eventually made my friend shut up and the class went on.

Eventually, the teacher was playing games against two students and he wasn’t able to reach back enough to catch the birdie and the opposite team got the point.

And that’s were my dumb friend comes in. He screamed:

‘Maybe if you weren’t wearing shoes, you would have caught the lil birdie.’

The teacher ignored him, but now I’m pretty sure that my teacher hates my friend.

I just wanted to share this story.

A game of Truth or Dare with TWD characters...

Carl: Dad gets dare!

Rick: Oh, I really don't want to play...

Daryl: I got one! Whoever chooses the next song gets to do to Rick whatever the main themes of the lyrics are.

Rick: *Looking around nervously* Come on, I'm going to sit this one out I think...

Negan: *Kicks in front door, runs through living room towards CD player, elbows Carl in the face, stands on Aaron's fingers, knocks over dining table, pushes Daryl through window, jumps on couch, somersaults over Judith, grabs CD of choice, slams it in player*

CD Player: *blasts* SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!

Negan: *smiles and winks at Rick*

Polaris: I failed my safety course today

Eclipse: Why? What happened?

Polaris: Well one of the questions was "In the case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Eclipse: And?

Polaris: Well apparently, "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you