Forty Ninth Prompt:

R.A.B.

i don’t care if you’re shipping harry with ginny, cho, draco, luna, hermione, or the goddamn whomping willow

if harry is in any way good at romance, he’s wildly out of character

ahhh i thought this could help some people about how i imagine regulus! before & after he goes to the cave :)

i think reg would be the type of guy to refer to his friends as his girlfriends/wives/harem, but only his guy friends

"yeah, this is my wife, barty"

HAHAHA YES

cw: animal cruelty

aka, beginner medic nins have to practice on something :(

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Andromeda: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?

Regulus: You absolutely do, and I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

AN: Harry Potter Fic: holding a handful of flames 

4k of rough Regulus Lives fic, in which RAB is somehow held in stasis in the Inferi Lake and is fetched and revived by Kreacher after Walburga’s death (1986 or 1987-ish). I think this was written as a potential FTH auction fic back in 2017, but put aside in favor of focusing on my RAB-centric fic FDITH. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut. 

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ron weasley has a tiktok where he reacts to common muggle stuff and people think he’s doing a bit but he genuinely doesn’t know what an extension cord is for

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We need to rate Regulus’ sex-appeal in relation to his Hogwarts Professor position.

Astronomy 

Feral Stoner Regulus, the galaxies glitter in his eyes, always telling funny stories about his childhood that have the children go (O_o)??? How are you alive???

Charms

It’s in the subject’s name. Charms Professor Black is simply Prince Charming. Students have been known to faint when he smiles. He is what Gilderoy Lockhart tried so hard to be.

DADA

If you don’t want to get railed through the mattress by Professor Black it’s because you want to be the one doing the railing. (Or are not attracted to Tall Dark Handsome and Smart men and that’s valid.)

Herbology

Soft boy! Soft!!!!! So soft! And then he pulls out a flesh-eating plant that is both poisonous and venomous and goes :) I fed my friend’s cheating significant other to this cutie. He’s very openly an arsonist, but everybody is too busy simping to take notice.

History of Magic

He’s That Bitch. He’s got the tea and he’s spillin’. Keeping Up With Kardashians who, Lancelot and Guinevier went to the gardens UNCHAPERONED and oh yeah student A’s dad made out with B’s aunt in fifth grade. She was already engaged. The SCANDAL. Wears fitted vests and rolls his sleeves up.

Potions

Cryptid Regulus. Hair in a ponytail to keep it out of his face, black nail polish. Rumors are that he’s a Vampire. Nobody would mind if he took a bite.

Transfiguration

Feral Regulus. Probably rants about animal cruelty every once in a while as he’s poking the mouse/goblet with his wand. Will throw hands whenever, wherever, with whoever. Secretly a muggle boxing champion.

Flying/Quidditch

NYOOOMMMM Broom enthusiast and a broom snob. He snatches the Snitch and the spectators’ hearts alike!

Ancient Runes

VERY sexy. In the classic Professor Indiana Jones style.

Arithmacy

Stoner Regulus but like… pervitin in his morning coffee vibrating out of his body Regulus. Chalk powder everywhere… but is it really chalk powder??

Care Of Magical Creatures

Actual soft boy, but with Bounty Hunter Aesthetics. Combat boots and fingerless gloves. He’s too powerful

Divination 

Stoner Regulus, always halfway in the astral plane. Flowy hair, soft deep voice, lips gloss and painted nails. DEAD

Muggle Studies 

Practical lessons include posting tweets. The THIRST he gets. He reads them on his YouTube channel BuzzFeed style, completely deadpan.

Ancient Studies

Arsonist Regulus. The course includes making their own mummy. The disappearances are completely coincidental why do you ask

Alchemy

It’s a gang. They make drugs and forge money and Regulus is the king of the underworld.

Art/Muggle Art

They paint nibbling on brownies. Some of the sculptures *might* be hiding a murder weapon. Also, art forgery and theft. If the museum didn’t notice the switcharoo, you passed.

Music/Muggle Music 

Voice of an angel. The range. The passion. He has a cult following him.

Ghoul Studies

Jock Goth Regulus, probably does weed with Peeves.

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the first one punched me in the face and the others?? just kept on punching?? this is fantastic

a full set of kids in the 90s.