Maybe If He Was A Little Less Fuckable We Wouldn’t Be In This Mess

"DerekDerekDEREK holy mother of GOD I'm about to fall 200 feet to my DEATH" "Better hold on tight, spider monkey" "What the hell is a sp- NO don't you daaAAA"

Another of my friend K's suggestions - when she found out I'd never watched twilight she suggested we do so together, but she keeps insisting she won't tell me what happens in the last ones in advance because then I'll 'never agree to watch them'. i am afraid.

He who runs with wolves learns to howl.

I know, usually, Derek is written as the type to do the "I'll let the world burn for you" shit but realistically, he's too much of a martyr for that. He will jump in the fire if it means others would go unscathed.

Now, Stiles? Stiles is the balls to wall unhinged one. He would let the world burn for Derek, for his pack. If you give him a reason, if you hurt what’s his? He’ll go full scorched earth without hesitation

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

me: hey remember that silly werewolf show that you liked when you a weird little teenager? y'know what'd be funny, if you rewatched-

*gets shot by the hyperfixation beam*

...ah damnit

My favorite head canon about the later seasons is that stiles and Derek were BOTH lying when asked how they escaped the FBI. what are you gonna do, why would they BOTH be lying what could warrant that?

Jackson asks Derek ab it after everything and he goes "no one will ever believe you" then fuckin. heelys out of there

derek: I wish there were a better way to deal with Peter

stiles: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail

Stiles: Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way outta this one.

Jackson: Ignite it is then.

Jackson: *chucks molotov cocktail at Peter*

Derek: We need you to calm down and help us with a plan.

Well, The Bash started with myself and Stilinski, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse And we decided instead of giving a high-five we would bash our forearms together Let's Bash! Let's Bash! Let's monster bash! Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass Hit a ding-dong doodle with my bing-bong bat We smack a blast, then we smash your bash!

New music friday Mel's music headcanons friday babyy

The boys blast the entirety of the lonely island's bash brothers album as a pre-exam ritual - and take turns with the parts. The entirety of beacon hills high school know when their class has a test, as a result lol Song under cut: