I Know, Usually, Derek Is Written As The Type To Do The "I'll Let The World Burn For You" Shit But Realistically,

*Stiles and Scott in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* Scott: Oh my god, Stiles, backwards! Stiles: Really, Scott? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

🌊 aquatic mine

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

What was my plan for the day: a quick warmup and get some work done on a comic project

What ended up happening: mid-panel i remembered this image, the demons overtook me and suddenly it’s 10pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(So for context, I’m a DM and I’m drafting campaign stuff that I’ll probably never use bc I’m insane)

I just had the thought that I find it unreasonably funny and now I can’t get it out of my head so I’m just putting it here bc I need it out of my brain. Y’all think that Stiles and at some point had tricked the rest of the pack to play D&D with him with the thinly veiled excuse of “view it as a training exercise”, and then as subtly as he could manage (which - it’s stiles… so y’know) use his Dungeon Master powers to fuck with all of them for a bit of catharsis? Bc now ALL I can think about is him becoming Fantasy Jigsaw bc he’s sick of solving all the puzzles in their group and now he’s gotta improve everybody's collective problem solving skills.

My favorite head canon about the later seasons is that stiles and Derek were BOTH lying when asked how they escaped the FBI. what are you gonna do, why would they BOTH be lying what could warrant that?

Jackson asks Derek ab it after everything and he goes "no one will ever believe you" then fuckin. heelys out of there

when derek warns stiles not to run because he won’t be able to hold back his wolf’s instinct to chase after him… and it happens almost everyday too. due to stiles’ adhd, when he can think of something he HAS to do it immediately. like when they’re out for grocery shopping stiles would be like OH I FORGOT ABOUT ICE CREAM BRB and then start running like a small animal. which can confuse derek’s wolf who thinks his mate is playing with them and wants to be chased and we need to run after him right NOW

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

why has no one (from what ive seen) done a 'stiles gets bitten first' fic that actually takes plot points and conflicts from 3B where canon stiles is going through a supernatural transformation? like if he got bit instead of scott he wouldn't know about werewolves yet and would probably interpret the changes in his senses as hallucinations, sleepwalking used to be an issue for him, and increased aggresion could be any number of neuro problems like it all fits perfectly for him to think he may be dying but no one uses it