Fanart Of Two Zombies My Friend Saw Yesterday In Minecraft. Father Is Jerky And Kiddo Is Bitz.

scrolling through tumblr with a tablet. absolute decadence.

But also, unless the brownies or penguins are light, the answer would be 0, because nothing but light can move at it's speed.

Next question motherfucker

the aliens ate 2.5²³ brownies. their crumbs fell to the earth because of gravity. calculate how many penguins are eating brownies at the speed of light.

Blammo, finished thing

There he go

gummy lamas

Okay so I keep seeing screenshots of some text scenes from the hit-new-something, Disco Elysium. But like... Nothing else. Just the text. Is that the whole game? Is it a fancy text-based adventure? Is it one of those point-and-click type games? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? But like actually what the frick is it???? Does anyone have a full-screen screenshot? Is tumpler playing a fool of me? I'm legitimately very confused.....

It's alright-Jack Stauber

Hm. Breakdown or wonderful year. Who knows

the title of the last song you listened to is how ur 2022's gonna go

My fav part of Tumblr tbh. We may be losing the ability to speak in anything other than conjunctions and predicates, but at least we don't have to deal with The Algorithm™ forcing copies of the same content over and over (for now...) down our throats.

fills me w joy tht the dash is not controlled by algorithm- and when we see something and everyone references the same 10k note post as if its the most famous piece of cinema to hit the market its not because we all got it systematically pushed to us- but because are simply Logged The Fuck On

This was an autofill tag???

[ID: a Tumblr tag autofill bubble with the words yoinky sploinky in it. End ID.]

If you couldn't guess, I chose sploinky.

(sploinky isn't feeling like a word anymore, even though it wasn't one to begin with)

important chart i made

I assume it's not normal to have a slightly spiky feeling in your mouth after having hazelnut spread

Rbing because frick this is so good.

(edited tags bc I forgot how the apple ban worked for a bit)

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about