Yeesh, I'm Doing A Lot Of Boosting... Well, Ig There's A Lot To Boost That I Agree With.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

What about 2020/late 2019 made guys at my school grow their hair out? Like half the men I saw regularly had like ear-length hair (me included)

are you

a) cuntborn

b) cockborn, or

c) coolborn 😎

new term instead of afab how about cuntborn

pressurized steam blowing out of machine is sigh.

Mutual that spam-reblogs cheesed to meet you.

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

I know nobody here knows me, but if we're going to do this, it's a good idea for everyone to know.

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

put in the tags what the first song you listened to in 2024 was

This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf

Hm... I think that mayhaps be me...

Arolovic/loving aro

♡ An identity for aros who still feel that love is an important part of their identity! This may be platonic love, love for objects and concepts, or any type of love you associate with. The opposite of a loveless aro

Disclaimer: I fully support loveless aros! But I feel like my experiences with love and being aromantic are the exact opposite, and I wanted to coin something for it :)

💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖

Hey, the person reading this should follow this blog that toooootaly isn't run by the person posting this.

This is gonna be the first post on this blog with no pronouns. Reader, this blog is excited to get started. As a rule of thumb, the blog requests that the reader or poster, when chatting or sending an ask, use no pronouns as well. This includes the "normal" pronouns (that is, for masculine, feminine, inanimate/neutral, and collective/neutral) as well as xeno- and neopronouns. Of course, would the blog not follow such a gimmick, all pronouns would be accepted.

Typing sensical sentences (ooh, that sounds like a fun song to write) will be quite difficult, but that's the point, right?

Please send asks if the reader wants to know something, or if the reader has noticed a mistake in pronoun usage. Thank the reader, and have a good day!