It Works Too Well.

People seriously need to stop describing the United States' current political situation to the movie Idiocracy. That isn't a fair comparison at all.

We would be lucky to have a President like Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho right now.

Camacho cared for his constituents, recognized there were serious problems going on, hired the smartest man in the world to fix them instead of ignoring them and deferred to his expertise. And when said smart man won the later Presidential election, Camacho willingly and gladly gave up power, knowing that America would be in good hands.

Compared to the current administration, President Camacho would be a fucking godsend.

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS.

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I roughly match both height and weight. Cool!

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So, I read that Disney’s doing another animated film adaptation of the The Chronicles of Prydain books (AKA, The Black Cauldron).

And then I remembered that this cover existed:

And now I can’t un-see:

Papyrus is the Horned King, pass it on…

They all doubted me..... But I was RIGHT in the end.

I just KNOW he's gonna want us to think "bite of '87", and then have our whole world be flip-turned upside down.

Guys

I did it.

Confound those teufort boys

youre toO SLOW :0

im about to play 50cc and see how slow that is

wwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWOW. I GENUINELY did not see that coming. Holy shit.

If you combine all the title images from ScottGames for the Nightmare teasers you get this.